Ciara has unleashed a new slow jam “Body Jam”, perfect for bubble baths with scented candles, full body lotioning, and the “lovemaking” that follow. The song was co written by Future and Ciara because they’re dating. When normal people date, they go to Red Lobster for Lobsterfest, when famous musicians date they go to the studio and make sensual slow jams that are barely disguised sonic tributes to the amazing sex they just had. Then they go to Red Lobster. This is one of the strongest arguments I’ve ever ever come up with, to maintain arts education in schools.
The track is by Mike Will Made it, continuing his recent streak of dominating pop rap songs about sex, drugs, and partying (re: all of pop rap). I’m not sure why it took three people to make what’s essentially a prolonged cover of the first 30 seconds of Ghost Town DJ’s “My Boo”, but then again “My Boo” is pretty much a cover of “Just The Two Of Us“. Reappropriation keeps shit fresh, plus when you’re engaged in a body party the last thing you’re thinking about is who sampled who, at least not in the musical sense.
Ciara’s One Woman Army drops soon, unleashing what’s sure to be an unending wave of body rolls.- raythedestroyer