Everyone is descending on Austin for South By South West this week. Everyone you follow on Twitter will be down there to see shows, attend panels, and eating motherfucking burritos. Mostly everyone will be Tweeting and Instagraming highlights to make all of us not there, feel like shit. This is high school all over again, when there was a party you couldn’t go to, that everyone described as “fucking ridiculous”. I’m not even gonna pretend, I’m hating.

For those of you who’ll be at SXSW, make sure to stop by the CVRRENTS unofficial dark electronic music showcase on Saturday March 16th. The lineup will include a DJ set from Light Asylum, performances form Ritualz, How I Quit Crack, Dark Sister, Le Spinx, Textbeak, Cutter, Mr. Kitty and more. This’ll be the definitive party for weirdos, and people that really identified with the opening rave scene of Blade. Plus, if nothing else you can go to the show just to make a bunch of jokes on Twitter about watching How I Quit Crack, as o[posed to actually quitting crack.

- raythedestroyer