Just in time for everyone’s favorite drug related holiday we’ve got some Stoney Baloney gear coming for you. Shirts, crewnecks, and hooded sweatshirts in an assortment of colors that’ll all match whatever weed inspired accessories you plan on rocking to your cannabis legalization discussion group. Show up in any of these joints—pun intended—to let everyone in the group know you’re whimsical about your weed consumption. Sure you want bud legalized, but you’re not some pedantic fuck, that turns every conversation into a polemic about the virtues of weed. Plus jawns really respect whimsical, yet philosophically stalwart type dudes. That’s how Bil Clinton got all the ass ever. Cop a 1975 Hillary Clinton, or a ’98 Lewinsky if you like ‘em thicker and freakier. Whatever works for you, Stoney makes it possible tho.
Rock the Stoney gear at any other time of the year to let the world subtly know about your affinity for the “reefer”. It’ll also explain to the world why you take wild long to decide what you want on your burrito bowl at Chipotle, but then again, that’s a stressful decision for the most sober of minds.
Stoney Baloney gear will be available April 20th in the Мишка Store, because we’re whimsical with our product release dates.