Chicago, congrats on beating the bum ass Nets in the NBA playoffs despite half your team having the goddamn bubonic plague. That shows real mental fortitude and toughness. To celebrate your recent victory and eventual defeat at the hands of Lebron and The Heat, we’re bringing you a Мишка Warehouse sale.
Now’s your opportunity to get very dapper while staying cozy as fuck; for wild cheap. Our sale will be running from May 9th through May 19th, with up to 75% off on items from seasons past; including samples, one offs, collaborations, and wild shit we bought off of eBay. Come through to 1448 N. Milwaukee Ave., hang out with the ladies and gents working the sale, bro down, and get new gear for your national television debut—sitting behind Derrick Rose, pantomiming blowjobs.
Мишка Chicago Sample Sale
Thursday, May 9th – May 19th
1448 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, Il 60622