Happy Monday, mopsters and mopettes!
Amanda Bynes was given an actual psychiatric evaluation after being arrested over the weekend, going from “lol how crazy is it that Amanda Bynes is kind of a trainwreck now” to “whoa back the fuck up this girl needs some serious help” in record breaking time. Fucc a Lindsay Lohan, bruh. ‘Manda got the cray on lockdown. (for real though, best wishes and hope she gets better)
Anyway, if you missed all the pop news about Amanda Bynes getting in a lot of trouble this weekend, don’t worry too much about it because your friend/teacher/boss/mom/dad/ex is eventually gonna bring it up this week. But fuck, man, what’s next? A trainwreck Michelle Trachtenberg?
In the meantime, just listen to this remixed J $tash track from a couple weeks ago, and mentally trace Bynes’ journey of lost innocence. I mean, I still think of her as that really young girl on All That back in the day.- CrimeZone20xx