Due in theaters on June 12, This is the End finds James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson as fictional versions of themselves caught in the middle of the apocalypse. The crew reunites for a banger at Franco’s that every Teen Choice Awards nominee of the past five years somehow cleared the guest list for. Shit’s really poppin off at “The Party of the Year”—Rihanna does us all a solid and bitch slaps Michael Cera, while I’m sure Miley Cyrus is off camera learning how to clear a bong.
Suddenly, the rager gets interrupted when the earth splits open and swallows up Aziz Ansari, finally reuniting him with dearly departed Li’l Sebastian. The crew holes up at Franco’s, struggling to stick together to survive the Armageddon. This movie is either going to be quoted all over t-shirts at Spencer’s Gifts or absolutely fucking terrible, but either way, exponentially better than The Hangover III.- Lil Ugly Maneing