Go Skate Day is almost upon us. It’s a chance for current skaters to continue doing what they’ve been doing, and for old skaters to flex until they bust their asses. For one day a year, the world at large takes notice of skating. If you live in a small town and have the right amount of dirtbag sex appeal, maybe you’ll end up on a local news station’s human interest piece on skateboarding. Dreams of fucking, Asian news reporter Tricia Takanawa. At the very least, Go Skateboard Day is a great excuse to re-up your skating gear.
Luckily, we’ve got you covered. We’ve got a $50 Go Skate Day grab bag up for sale, to help you look your best, while you attempt a 3 second rail slide for three hours. The bag includes a snapback, a shirt, and a new deck (size 8 only). These items will all be very crucial for you getting discovered by the producers of Tony Hawk 75 and becoming the next great thing in EXTREME sports. If nothing else you can style real hard at the skate park while dudes with actual skills jump over shit, and inspire lust feelings in the 3 women in attendance.