You ever been in the middle of a robbery? You ever been the unlucky SOB with a gun getting stuck their face at 2:00AM? One time, some idiot squirted lighter fluid on me when I used to work at a liquor store. That’s Colorado for you.
Regardless of your experience with petty theft, sit back and watch the new MV for “One of Those Nights”. Sympathize with The Weeknd; half-drunkenly lamenting his existence while being surrounded by beautiful women at a seedy little strip mall bar. Abe looks properly aloof in this vid, consumed by the ennui and nihilism of being rich and famous. Dude’s like a fucked up R&B Hamlet, sometimes; except Hamlet never ran trains on the groupies.
Watch as the joint gets held up, and Juicy J spits a verse about StealingYoGirl™. Marvel at the sheer disaffectedness of The Weeknd getting dead robber all over himself. Laugh and by like, “what?”, when Juicy ‘sups his head over at Weeknd before going back to his booth to finish rollin’ up another whiteboy (oooooooohhhhh damn!).
“I got you on this, bro. You safe now. Enjoy the rest of your night.”- CrimeZone20xx