Sometimes when I’m at a party, I’ll get to bear witness to a new Nounwave genre freshly birthed from the mouth of some rag-tattered, rickety-ass, poet-vocalist at an art gallery/venue/halfway house/tenement. My stomach starts to turn; in disgust, I end up vomiting forth all the Arizona Tea energy bombs I’ve been drinking throughout the day; and finally, I flip off the offending term-coiner and leave; crying out to the heavens, “Why do people say dumb shit like this!?”
Nah, that’s never happened anywhere except in my dreams. But I think batwave is such an advanced genre, that nearly fifty years after the original theme was created by a guy from Nebraska, the world still isn’t ready to hear actual Bat-Music.
Behold, a musical genre from the actual future-past. I strongly encourage anybody with a VST or an actual synth to remix this into something truly bizarre. Tweet your results to crimezone20xx, the winners get their tracks played so loudly that my roommates yell at me.- CrimeZone20xx