It’s almost the third week of November. This means two things, it’s almost time to shove tryptophan OD amounts of turkey down your face, and the Мишка’s Black Friday sale is coming. For Thanksgiving dinner remember you’re gonna see your distant relatives, so prepare some inoffensive small talk for your cousins that live in “red” states. For the sale, remember the earlier you get there, the better the savings.
Get to one of the stores between 11pm and 12am and receive 50% off of your purchase, on EVERYTHING! Holiday, Fall, you name it, the discount applies! The first 100 customers (in NY and LA) also get our exclusive Black Friday shirt for free. If you’re slow and get there between 12am and 1am, you’ll only get 40% off. Between 1am and 2am gets 30% off. From 2am on it’s 25% off straight up for the rest of the weekend.
Starting at 11pm EST on Thursday, selected items will be up to 50% off online all weekend. Summer ’12 will be reduced 50%, Fall ’12 will be reduced by 25%. Other brands in the store will be discounted between 25 and 30%. This sale will not include Holiday ’12. For savings on Holiday you’ll need to make it to one of the physical stores. However, using code MOPSTER will get you an extra 15% off of everything in your order!
Use those savings to motivate your cranberry sauce and stuffings drunk ass into gear. Get some new gear and wear it out on Friday night. Parties are real heavy the night after Thanksgiving, you gotta look good for the end of cuffin’ season.