Мишка Black Friday Sale Starts Today at 11pm In-Store & Online… Save Crazy Money, Make Poor Food Drunk DecisionsThursday, November 28th, 2013
After you test the limits of human consumption—by trying to ingest an entire turkey—come down to your local Мишка store and save massive amounts of money at our annual Black Friday sale. Don’t try anything on in the store though, because all sales are final, and your distended gravy and stuffing baby belly may alter your fit.
Here’s how the sale works:
• 11pm – 12am: Get 50% Off
• 12am – 1am: Get 45% Off
• 1am – 2am: Get 40% Off
• 2am – 3am: Get 35% Off
• 3am – 4am: Get 30% Off
• 4am – 5am: Get 25% Off
• 5am – Sunday, Dec 1st: Get 20% Off
all times are local to each shop.
So get to one of the stores between 11pm and 12am and receive 50% off of your purchase, on Holiday, Fall, leftover Summer, things already discounted, you name it*; the discount applies. The first 100 customers (in NY and LA) and the first 50 in SF; also get our exclusive Black Friday shirt for free.
If you’re slow and get to the store between 12am and 1am, you’ll only get 45% off. Between 1am and 2am gets 40% off. From 2am to 3am it’s 35% off, 3am to 4am it’s 30% off, 4am to 5am it’s 25% off. From 5am on it’ll be 20% off, straight up for the rest of the weekend.
Starting at 11pm EST on Thursday, November 28th you’ll find things marked down as much as 75% off online all weekend long. Our current season, Holiday ’13 won’t be marked down doe. :’-( For sum real savings on our new Holiday ’13 collection you’ll need to get off the computer and out to one of our physical stores. But on the low, using the MOPSTER code will get you an extra 20% OFF of almost everything in your order! Yes, even on Holiday ’13. And Ye,s even on things already marked down.
Use those savings to motivate your cranberry sauce and stuffings drunk ass into gear. You don’t show up on time for work, or school, or dates; show up on time for this sale. Take pride in looking great for cheap, if nothing else.
*A few select things will not be on sale on Black Friday in-store or online :( Like the Dinosaur Jr. Capsule and any art and toy products. Don’t say we didn’t tell ya!