Just imagine cruising up n’ around Bedford Ave, a freshly GIF’d loop from your fave PornHub clip proudly displayed for all to see.
Hey, pissed at your cheating ex? Advertise an escort service from the comfort of your own bicycle.
Do you find yourself drawn to obnoxiously juvenile humor? Display an ever-changing list of your favorite words and phrases, all the way from “Assbutt” to “Zach Is A Dickface”.
Personally, I’m not one for street bikes, and I don’t really like any lights or shiny bits on my matte-black croooozer, but the Monkey Light Pro by Monkeylectric looks really damned enticing, if only for the joke potential. Able to display looped animations from an X-shaped array of multi-colored LEDs, the waterproof device works at speeds from 10 to 40 miles per hour. It’s not yet available for purchase, but if the idea of being the center of attention for 2-second intervals makes you giddy with happiness, then cough up some dough and support these muhfuckaz.