Archive for the ‘Boner Shorts’ Category

Mike Jones's Previous Entries

A Summer Essential: Girls in Swimsuits

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Christie Brinkley

Christie Brinkley. 1980 was a good year.

Sports Illustrated has an image archive of all their Swimsuit Issue covers, which I recommend checking out as a cure for mid-day boredom. I actually haven’t picked up a Swimsuit issue in years, but the re-up’ing of the annual swimsuit calendar is a tacky custom I’ve come to appreciate and cherish.

While we’re on the subject of girls in swimsuits over the past few decades, here’s a lil’ sumthin’ you might enjoy.

Twerps!'s Previous Entries

Staggstreet.com-The Ultimate Boner Shorts!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

kern_lookbook_mishka_2

If you haven’t checked out StaggStreet.com yet, what are you waiting for! Ellen Stagg gives us the best boner shorts almost on a daily basis. Today, she posted some unreleased photos from our Summer 2008 Lookbook! Enjoy! NSFW!

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Mishka - A Summer In Abandon!

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Mishka Summer In Abandon

Check out the Summer 2008 Lookbook shot by Ellen Stagg! (NSFW!)

Appropriately named A Summer In Abandon, Our newest seasonal collection consists of solid array of pieces perfect for the dog days of summer. Buyers can expect to find some new pieces certain to become instant classics beyond just the summer months.

One of the highlights of the summer collection, pulled from our cut & sew offerings, are shorts in a variety of light and comfortable materials. Available in a traditional chino cut, there are two main styles of cotton shorts including a modern take on seersucker and madras patterns. For a sportier look, buyers can pick up the Gnash Tech Shorts, made from breathable, quick-dry poly micro-fiber material with adjustable waist and leg openings.

For the never nudes out there looking for some extra coverage, Don’t forget our summer appropriate pants options including the Alexei Raw Japanese Selvage Denim available in slate and indigo, and the Sergei Washed Denim in grey.

From classy button ups to wildly graphic tees, the summer collection delivers short-sleeved shirts for everyone. Topping the contemporary men’s trend for this season, buyers can bare their arms with the Dutchie Gingham Shirt, a seersucker cotton piece available in green or black, with snap buttons down the front. For a more casual look, pair up the summer kit with any one of our Summer ‘08 T-shirts guaranteed to crack a smile where you go. And don’t forget about our collection of Richard Kern T-shirtsHow could you!?

For summer accessories, we’ve got 6 new varieties of New Era caps from the traditional Bear Mop logo to the Mutiny hat in both black and blue seersucker material. Make sure to also keep an eye out for the Brooklyn Keeps On Taking It New Era cap, destined to be an instant favorite among heads.

The Mishka Summer 2008 collection is currently shipping to select retailers and is now available on our online store in limited quantities. It will also be available at the Mishka Pop Up shop (located at 218 Bedford, Williamsburg) and other select retailers shortly!

Also a big thanks to the Models: Justine Joli, Ariel & Nicole

Ease DaMan's Previous Entries

Sex On Tees

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Pop-Up

The Richard Kern shirts have landed along with a surprise Pop-Up exclusive straight out of Philly, our 4th collaboration with our friends over at Mad Decent. Both shirts are in limited runs so if you snooze you lose.

Mishka Pop-Up Shop
218 Bedford Ave. (Enter on N. 5th)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
L Train to Bedford

The Captain's Previous Entries

Phone Sex by Phil Toledano

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Phone Sex Phil Toledano

I’ve always been interested in behind the scenes style photography or creative portraits of persons who have odd jobs or funny stories, and of course perversion. So this definitely caught my attention.

Phone Sex, the most recent book by Phil Toledano , shows an inside look at the women and men who answer your 900 number phone calls. I spotted this over at Coolhunting and found more info over at Pipeline.

Make sure to check out Phil Toledano’s website. His other art work is amazing as well.

Prolly's Previous Entries

New Bike Day!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

So I sold the Rootbeer Casati because it was just too small for me. I was really bummed out, but there’s no point in keeping a bike that’s too small for you. Once I sold the Casati, a good friend of mine told me about a Merckx he was selling… so I bought that instead. For those of you who don’t know who Eddie Merckx is, he’s pretty much the Michael Jordan of Cycling and although Mike is aging better in retirement, Merckx could probably still whoop it up in a Criterium

Without further adieu, here she is, the White Belgian Ale. Adorned in Campagnolo C and Super record bits, she’s ready to roll!

merckx_side.jpg

cinelli-2a-crit.jpg

campy-concor.jpg

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Poor t.A.T.u

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

From pretending to be lesbians, to now having to get naked in a video. What’s the next logical evolutionary jump… A snuff single?

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Richard Kern Summer ‘08 T-Shirt Collection

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Kern Mishka Collection

Richard Kern for Mishka Summer 2008 T-Shirt Collection Lookbook

I was first introduced to Richard Kern’s work when I was 16 or 17. After finding out that the cover to Sonic Youth’s EVOL was a still from Kern’s Submit To Me, A friend had a video containing it, You Killed Me First and a few of his other short films from Kim’s Video. We spent the afternoon in my living room watching what at the time were the weirdest, most fucked up and transfixing piece of cinema we had ever seen in our young lives. It was the my first introduction to any sort of avante-garde film and was a defining moment in my creative direction. Kern became a favorite of mine after that point and I and my friends would regularly rent his films over and over again. We would dub them and have them play on endless loops at parties. Unfortunately after a while there were no more new Kern films for us to see, he had moved on to photography and I became an avid fan of his unique and erotic photographs. While some may look at his photos and see the obvious, naked girls any in depth study will discover he’s not just a master with camera but a genius at perversion, Kern is and remains one of a kind and it was a real honor for me to get to do this small T-shirt capsule collection. You don’t often get to work with people you idolized when you were younger but Mishka has afforded me the opportunity a few times now and words can’t really express how happy I am for these opportunities in life.

Anyway, now that I got my personal association with doing this collection out of the way take a look at the Kern Lookbook here and on to the press release below! Please be warned the lookbook is most definitely not safe for work!

I also wanted to thank the super awesome and talanted Ellen Stagg who did the lookbook shoot as well as the lovely Justine Joli, Ariel & Nicole who modeled in it.

———-

Today we are unveiling a special capsule with internationally recognized photographer and culturally provocative filmmaker & video director Richard Kern. Composed of 4 striking portraits, the collection will offer buyers an intimate glimpse into some of Kern’s most infamous and adored female subjects.

Born in 1954, Richard Kern is a widely acclaimed portrait artist who first came to prominence as a part of the underground cultural explosion in NYC’s East Village during the 1980s. Through his erotic films, featuring underground rock icons such as Lydia Lunch, Kembra Pfahler and Henry Rollins, Kern explored a deep interest in the aesthetics of extreme sex, violence and perversion. Often referred to as one of the fathers of Cinema of Transgression, Kern’s genius behind the lens led to further work with artists like Sonic Youth, King Missile and Marilyn Manson.

In the 1990s, Kern’s focus turned almost exclusively to still photography revolving around glamour, bondage and fetish models. He has since published 9 books of his unique photography including New York City Girls and is a regular contributor to a variety of international publications. Most recently, he also stars in Shot by Kern, a VBS. TV series for VICE Magazine that accompanies him on shoots at his Manhattan Studio.

Printed on 4 colors, the Kern for Mishka capsule illuminates the story of some of his most intriguing models including Lung Leg, a prominent scenster of the 1980s akin to Edie Sedgwick, that Kern can be accredited with discovering. To properly capture the collection, Mishka invited renowned erotic photographer Ellen Stagg – also a former Kern model – to shoot the special Look Book. Very much a disciple of Richard Kern, Ellen’s portfolio includes clients like VHI Publicity, I-D, Life, Mass Appeal, The Fader, MTV, Vogue, Interview and VICE Magazine to name a few.

To this day, Kern remains a quintessential element of what makes NYC’s art, film and music scenes so influential, inspiring and truly timeless. The collection featuring his work will be available at the Mishka Pop-Up Shop in Williamsburg and other select stockists starting mid May. For a full list of retailers and upcoming details about the Summer ’08 Collection, please visit our website.

———-

I’ve also updated the DoomBox with a compilation I call New York Shitty, Scum & Sludge! It’s my own little soundtrack inspired by the films of Richard Kern, NYC and a sticky uncomfortable Summer!

Mike Jones's Previous Entries

Bros & Guns

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

bro guns

This dude plays Guitar Hero.

P.S. There are too many categories. Proceeds from this picture will go to all the charities and benefits found on the bloglin.

P.S.S. Feel free to protest. :D

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

What The World Needs Now…

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Ashley Dupre

Is a new Jessica Hahn! I’m actually kind of surprised how minuscule Jessica Hahn’s Wikipedia entry is, oh well!

The NY Post always with the scoop! Looks like the gallery got taken down, oh well!

Mike Jones's Previous Entries

And While We’re On The Subject

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

eastman

Cop a feel son!

I just wanna say that Kevin Eastman gets my nomination for bad ass nerd and inspirational hero. Runner up goes to Rob Zombie. Total weirdos with hot wives and the skillz to pay the billz.

The Captain's Previous Entries

Oh, Traci!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

traci.jpg

I’ve recently become slightly obsessed with Traci Lords. I added Cry Baby to my netflix queue, and then looked up the blond bombshell to re-familiarize myself, and I totally forgot she was the famous porn star who was in two films before she was 18 (which I then proceeded to search for and download). Anyhow, I also found these funny youtube videos of her: Married… With Children and the movie Nowhere.

This Married… With Children clip really makes me laugh. Last year I was going all the way up to the Columbia University Dental Clinic on a weekly basis to get major dental work done (4 wisdom teeth pulled, 2 root canals, various cavity fillings, etc.). After most of the major work was done and my teeth no longer ached, I got fed up and stopped going. Hovercraft would joke that when they asked me to open my mouth, the reaction would be similar to what Al Bundy got from his dentist. Not far from the truth.

I saw this movie in high school and it definitely kind of tripped me out. Probably one of the weirdest films I saw growing up. It definitely gave me a funny feeling inside. Something about Greg Araki films always make me feel annoyed yet somehow attracted to what’s going on in the film, and the subjects. Anyhow, this is probably my favorite Araki film. I still haven’t seen Totally Fucked Up, but I hear it’s so-so. I would later in life go to intern for the production company that produced and distributed Araki’s last film Mysterious Skin, which I thought was awful and turned off after 30 minutes.

Prolly's Previous Entries

Rootbeer Isn’t Just for Little Girls!

Monday, February 18th, 2008

casati_rootbeer_01.jpg

I just built up my new old stock Casati yesterday. I’ve been squirreling away different bits and pieces for a “classic” Italian build for over a year or so. When the opportunity arose to buy a 20 year old Casati that had been gathering dust in a bike shop in Italy, I pounced on it.

So, it’s running now, such a pretty bike. Can’t wait to take her out to Kissena for this year’s Velo City.

Big thanks to Sasha for the pics! Full part breakdown below.

casati_rootbeer_02.jpg

casati_rootbeer_04.jpg

casati_rootbeer_05.jpg

1980’s NOS Casati
58square
58ctt 58ctc
Campagnolo C Record Pista 165 Cranks 48t Record Chainring
Campagnolo Record Headset
Campagnolo Sealed Cartridge Bottombracket
Campagnolo Nuevo Record Seatpost
Salsa Stem 100
Nitto B125 Bars
MKS Pedals with MKS Doubles
NOS Selle Turbo
28H Campy Record HF Hubs Laced to Wolber Tubular Rims 28h tied and soldered
Continental Tempo 22 Tubulars

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Happy Valentines! You Know What To Do…

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Treat it like a slow dance, Junior Prom style ;)


H-Town - Knockin’ Tha Boots


Silk - Freak Me


Jodeci - Freek’N You


TLC - Red Light Special

I forgot how dirty half these lyrics were. It’s funny considering the amount of attention 2 Live Crew and Metal got from “grown-ups”, but put a smooth R ‘n B lick under it and it was all gooooood.

Prolly's Previous Entries

Sex Sells

Friday, January 11th, 2008

northfw2.jpg

LoLZ… So I was originally turned onto this auction on ebay, naturally. Then I looked at this guy’s store and saw that he uses his girl to model most of his product.

What we’re wondering is:
a) When he runs out of jerseys, what’s next? the chick’s undies?
b) Where the FUCK did he get that Michael Jackson tapestry
c) Can we get the same girl to model the New Eras we just did while wearing this jacket?
d) I like Ninja Tuhtles!

Mike Jones's Previous Entries

Health Class 101. Mishka Style

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Boner Shorts

“Sweatpants are great clothes to relax and feel comfortable in. But when you’re thinking about a pretty girl, sweats can sometimes lead to some boner embarrassment…”

Apparently the youngsters over at Kidz World know a thing or two about boner shorts too. Check out this story from 14 year old Kissarmy (WTF!? Is this story from 1976? Kissarmy!?)

When I was in ninth grade I popped a boner in front of this cute girl I really liked. It happened while I was on a basketball trip. We were playing in a tournament, about 200 miles away, so the whole team stayed at a hotel. Even better - the whole girls team was there too. I ran into Tanya, who played on the girls team, and was just heading off to play a game. I wished her luck and told her to come by our hotel room after.

Later on, I was hanging out in the hotel room with the guys and watching this weird movie where girls took off their clothes. It was pretty cool. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was Tanya and some other girl on her team. “Hey, Tanya,” I said. “So did you guys win your game.” “Uh, yeah,” she said, “it was really…” I then noticed Tanya and her friend were looking down at my pants and kind of laughing. I looked down as well and noticed I had a fairly large hard-on showing underneath my sweatpants. I laughed too, turned red and tried to find a way to hide underneath the hotel room bed.

Total bummer d00d3rz!

Check out some other great boner stories or just submit your own, we know you have one!

Ease DaMan's Previous Entries

Subway Stripper Hoes!!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

On my cab ride home from the 10 Deep party (pretty crazy) I enjoyed the t.v in the back by my kneecaps.The news was and showcased chicks doing impromptu strip dancing on the damned subway. These are my type of chicks right here. They should be glad i wasn’t on that fruckin train cuz I woulda tryed to make it a damn voyeur train lol.

Ease DaMan's Previous Entries

No Fur For Eva !!! Hmmmm….No Bush???

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

eva

Eva Mendez recently posed naked in protest of fur for PETA.

Eva Mendes

I wonder if she gets Brazilian waxes? Come party wit me girl, I promise I’ll shave.

Ease DaMan's Previous Entries

“Awake” is Crack!

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Awake Movie Poster

This past Saturday night I ventured out to the hypebeast/hoodlum/pimp-ridden 42nd st. theaters for a flick. I saw a movie that I knew nothing about because I let my girlfriend do the picking. Her pick was the movie Awake. It was damn good and Jessica Alba looks damn good in it too (Jessica Alba in a wet tank top!). Go see this fruckin’ movie cuz its fruckin’ dope.

Prolly's Previous Entries

LAMOURSupreme is an animal

Monday, December 10th, 2007

My boy Joel, aka L’amour Supreme, aka Fixed Fiend just posted a pic of his latest handywork. Homeboy painted this bad ass mermaid on the top tube of his Colnago track bike.

Beautiful work man!

Keep it up!

joel_web.jpg