Everybody knows we have the best POTUS since ever, and don’t even try to front cuz you know it’s true.
Some new pics of O-Beez just dropped, and it only confirms what we already knew: that the president is a mack. A master game slanger on permanent g status worldwide. Every girl’s secret fantasy boy and every dude’s insecure nightmare wrapped up into one.
Read through this yearbook note and tell me you don’t feel bad for our boy Greg. He didn’t have a chance, son. And he probably knew it, too. Greg, if you somehow read this, please hit us up. Tell us what happened that fateful summer when Barry stole. yo. girl.
Some key points:
1) POTUS aka Mr. LetMeBorrowYoGirl plays up the gee-shucks dumb-game. He’s not coming off overly intimidating. That charming, water-off-a-duck’s-back cool factor that some guys are straight born with. Take note.
2) He drops compliments that aren’t creepy, austere, or in any way over the line. Just the right amount “girl I like you”.
3) Throws up them digits! No numbers were exchanged here. POTUS gracefully backs out of the game and leaves the decision in her hands, and he plays it so well that it looks effortless. POTUS obvi wants to hook it up, but his world isn’t gonna come crashing down if it doesn’t. Girls love that. Perfect levels of confidence. 10/10 would take the president’s advice again.
All you young lovers getting ready for the summertime sesh take note. Get on that Beezy game, and you’ll wake up with a smile on your face all day, every day all summer long (summer long summer long)