We were climbing down the hill when this happened?????

Why? Why not!!!!!! Jasper (Rogue Status) had to go to the hospital to get patched up!!!!

Not an Usher fan? If you’re like me, then just fast-forward to 2:34.

That’s right. George Carlin passed away last night at the age of 71.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker & Tits. R.I.P.

Oh, and best mugshot ever.

Peep this funny little diddy of Redman being interviewed by VICE MAGAZINE’S Chris Nieratko. It involves Nieratko in a chicken suit asking borderline offensive stuff, and asking Redman about personal hygiene. I say it’s one dirtbag interviewing another. Definitely very entertaining and retarded.

PS- WTF IS IN THE BOTTLES THAT HE IS HOLDING RIGHT HERE?!

As I was walking back to the office from lunch, I spotted this next level masterpiece in the storefront window of TELCO,  one of many local Broadway businesses. Is this a Baby Murko Mouse ready to chop up unsuspecting hypebeasts? I can’t wait to see what this place has in store for the future.

Came across a clip of this zany Japanese game show called UNBEATABLE BANZUKE which I guess is shown on the G4 network, I have no idea, I gots no cablez. Anyhow, in this edition it features a skatepark oriented obstacle course with ramps, gaps and handrails. Pretty entertaining. I know for a fact if I were on this, I would get sonned like the first dude! HAHAHA

I watched True Romance last night, and despite having seen this film quite a few times, I totally forgot about this gem of a scene. I definitely hadn’t forgotten about Brad Pitt’s role as a stereotypical wastoid stoner, but the real beauty of this film lies in the details. Nothing like rocking out to a little Soundgarden while catching a post-wake ‘n’ bake buzz.

Yo Ease,

Is this your kid?

I’ve been spending a lot of time with my sketchbook lately.

SIKE!

*Editor’s Note: My alternative title to this blog post was going to be “The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil.”

This dude plays Guitar Hero.

P.S. There are too many categories. Proceeds from this picture will go to all the charities and benefits found on the bloglin.

P.S.S. Feel free to protest. :D

Forgot this.. The star got something to say

So many questions come to mind when I watch these. So ridiculous.The second video with the sound effects is even better.

…just a part-time hater.

Mr. SJ just hit me off with this trailer for what looks to be another incredible comedy hitting the theaters this summer. I’m already hell of stoked for Pineapple Express and Harold & Kumar 2, so hopefully those two will deliver in addition to this gem… The Foot Fist Way.

I think My Pal the Crook was planning on making fun of me for listening to The Presidents of the United States when I was younger, but our conversation took a turn for the best when I remembered one of MTV’s greatest ad campaigns that parodied the song “Peaches” amongst other mid-nineties alterna-hits.

Those of you that remember Jimmy the Cab Driver, enjoy.

And for anyone that is wondering what the Hell happened to Jimmy, look no further than IMDB and prepare to be amazed. Donal Logue, you rock!

My homeboy Erock just sent me this excerpt from an Ohio newspaper. I’d like to know what exactly the perpetrator in this crime was thinking when he not only started videotaping a dude jacking off, but then proceeded to feed ’shrooms to the dog. Were they magic mushrooms? Was the dude tripping out himself? Was it a hi-8 or digital camcorder? Is it possible that this video could end up on youtube? Or better yet, redtube?

Dennis (Glamnation) put it best when he said “thats the kinda criminal peeps should aspire to be.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

If only we could be as 1/2 as awesome as we were when we were kids. These kids aren’t even trying! SO AWESOME!

I’ve recently become slightly obsessed with Traci Lords. I added Cry Baby to my netflix queue, and then looked up the blond bombshell to re-familiarize myself, and I totally forgot she was the famous porn star who was in two films before she was 18 (which I then proceeded to search for and download). Anyhow, I also found these funny youtube videos of her: Married… With Children and the movie Nowhere.

This Married… With Children clip really makes me laugh. Last year I was going all the way up to the Columbia University Dental Clinic on a weekly basis to get major dental work done (4 wisdom teeth pulled, 2 root canals, various cavity fillings, etc.). After most of the major work was done and my teeth no longer ached, I got fed up and stopped going. Hovercraft would joke that when they asked me to open my mouth, the reaction would be similar to what Al Bundy got from his dentist. Not far from the truth.

I saw this movie in high school and it definitely kind of tripped me out. Probably one of the weirdest films I saw growing up. It definitely gave me a funny feeling inside. Something about Greg Araki films always make me feel annoyed yet somehow attracted to what’s going on in the film, and the subjects. Anyhow, this is probably my favorite Araki film. I still haven’t seen Totally Fucked Up, but I hear it’s so-so. I would later in life go to intern for the production company that produced and distributed Araki’s last film Mysterious Skin, which I thought was awful and turned off after 30 minutes.

Is this awesome home-made rain coat my friend Chris Habib made. It was pouring rain Friday night. Chris lives Uptown, and since he was short on raingear and wanted to come to Brooklyn, he had to make something.

He did what every self-respecting artist would do, take his stencils from his FORE book and make a stylish poncho…

I know this SNL digital short is a week old at this point but I just saw it for the first time. I usually like most of Andy Samberg’s Digital Shorts, especially the Grandkids at the Movies from the week before. But come on, we’re supposed to really believe no one at SNL has ever seen Kids in the Hall to have been like “That’s been done!”?

The whole premise and punchline are lifted straight from The Pear Dream, which is a pretty beloved KITH sketch.

I eagerly await SNLs remake of the Salty Ham sketch next.

Look at that photo of Dave Foley on the dresser! “Your rock star son with fag hair” Hahaha!