After 10 years in the making Insane Clown Posse’s Big Money Rustlas is finally here! Many juggalos, much like myself never actually thought this movie would see the light of day when it was teased to us in late 2000, but the clowns finally delivered. Sadly all this wait was mainly for nothing, as Big Money Rustlas is mostly a disappointment.

Don’t get me wrong, it has some positives as ICP knows how and does caters to their fan base within the film.  There are lots of inside jokes, cameos, references, etc, etc that the normal viewer wouldn’t get or really care about, but any self respecting ninja will find pretty satisfying. It also has far better production value than there first foray into film, 2000′s Big Money Hustlas. But overall, Big Money Rustlas is basically the same movie as Hustlas with the Wild, Wild West replacing a backdrop of New York City.

The cast is hardly the A list crowd, but features all of the Psychopathic camp along with the likes of Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, Tom Sizemore, Brigitte Nielsen, Vanilla Ice, Todd Bridges, Dustin Diamond and a slew of wrestling legends in what’s mostly a slapstick comedy riddled with dick and fart jokes.

Big Baby Chips (Violent J) runs the town of Mud Bug with his henchmen Dusty Poot (Monoxide) and Raw Stank (Jamie Madrox) via a gambling ring. A new sheriff comes to town by the name of Sugar Wolf (Shaggy 2 Dope) to try and clean up the town in the name of his dead father. As I said, it’s pretty much the same exact plot as BMH only revamped to a different time and place. The movie definitely has a few funny moments, but lacks a lot of the originality that the first outing had. If you are a fan of ICP and can keep up with all the Easter eggs littered in this for the Juggalo faithful then give it a whirl because you’ll probably get a kick or two out of it. But I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who merely gets a kick out of “Miracles” video or is intrigued by the meme that ICP has become. I doubt you’ll be able to get through it.

The movie has been out for about a week and ICP is already talking about their next movie project. Twiztid always steals the show in these movies, so lets hope whatever ICP decides to do next either prominently features or is a vehicle for Jamie Madrox and Monoxide.

PW is the baddest! The only way that this could have been better is if he was wearing the Satan’s Helpers official club vest!

So by know I’m sure you all have heard that Tila Tequilla didn’t get showered with love by the family at this years Gathering… so there’s really no reason to rehash that old news! I do however have this video from Tom Green’s adventures at this year’s Gathering.

I don’t about you but I fucking love Matt Richardson and all I want to do is get high on Mama Gypsy’s Space Cakes and listen to him speak for the rest of my life. I’m not even joking.

We’ll hopefully have some pics from this year’s Gathering from some of our insiders to post early next week *fingers crossed.* I am however getting some sad reports that due to the stabbing and the Tila Tequilla incident that this might be the last Gathering ever… I truly hope that’s not the case. Lots of love to our resident Juggalo, Kev Buc for passing this along to us. Woop Woop!

If this is fake, I’m sure the hair and wardrobe stylists work a lot in Hollywood!

Here’s an alleged video of Paul Rudd Dj’ing a Bat-Mitzvah in 1992. Seems like a lame Agoura Hills yenta fest if you ask me. Where’s the jamponies at? C’mon, pump some JJ FAD and C+C Music Factory in this piece! Where’s the BBD or Tone-Loc at Rudd, you buster?! You’re blowing my chances at fingering this chick, brah!

Street Carnage have had a long running segment of Mr. Show sketches that have become reality. Today they compiled them into a running list so all of you Street Boners/Mr. Show novices out there can enjoy the yucks.

Like them, I’m kind of shocked that the list is at an 15 sketches, albeit some of them are a bit “iffy.” I now patiently wait the eventual coming of Taint Porn…

Please, Bob & David get back together for a new show, I implore you!

I don’t know if most of you have seen this or not, but it’s new to me. And while sure, the drunk chick falling on her face while head-banging is funny and all, I was mostly taken by the band in the clip trying to cover Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.” It sounded exactly like every band I ever had in high school trying to cover this song.

Key word: trying.

Via All, Everyone, United

Me? I Love it LOTS.

Everyone knows what dingleberries are…right?

You’ll have to take this with a grain of salt because it’s being credited to an “anonymous sourc,” but there’s an article circulating suggesting that Mike Judge is planning on bringing Beavis & Butt-Head back for a much deserved encore?

The source conceded that plans for actual broadcast are not yet cemented, or even a given, but confirmed that the King of the Hill/Office Space/Idiocracy maestro is definitely in the midst of writing new B and B material with the hopes of a full-throttle return.

Even better news for fans is that, should this come to pass, Judge plans on retaining the show’s original ghetto-tech aesthetic, right down to the faded color palatte. The source also reveals that the Extract director intends on keeping B and B‘s format identical to its original sketch-videos-sketch incarnation, but with more contemporary music clips for the cartoon slacker-duo to skewer.

Again this could all of course be B.S. but I tend to get excited at anything Mike Judge is working on so a return to Beavis & Butt-Head, while I’m keeping my hopes and expectations low, this still brings a smile to my face and a shirt over my head.

The only hiccup I can foresee with this report possibly being false is that I think MTV owns the rights to Beavis & Butt-Head so even if Judge wants to do the show again, MTV has to want to also air or produce it.

If this is true I hope they bring back the whole music video element of the show. My god imagine Chillwave, LCD Soundsystem, Blog House, Animal Collective, my god even Witch House being discussed by Beavis & Butt-Head!??

via the Examiner

If so I got your lucky break right here mah ninjettes, because Juggalo Bail Bonds wants you! Judging by these reports Juggalos seem to always be in and out of trouble with the law, so why trust your bail to anyone but another member of the Dark Carnival!?! This is a million dollar idea!

NEW BAIL BONDS COMPANY; JUGGALO BAIL BONDS, OPENING SHORTLY IN DETROIT AND IS IN NEED OF JUGGALETTES FOR PHOTOS TO USE IN ONLINE AD CAMPAIGN TO GET WORD OUT ABOUT COMPANY.

THE JUGGALO BONDSMAN IS LOOKING FOR LETTES OF ALL AGES TO POSE IN FULL HATCHET GEAR AND/OR PAINT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED FOR ONLINE ADS PROMOTING JUGGALO BAIL BONDS.

RESPOND TO INTAKE@METRODETROITCASTING.COM WITH AGE, PHOTOS, AND CONTACT INFORMATION AND AVAIBALITY. LO’S WILL ALSO ME CONSIDERED.

THIS IS UNPAID; BUT, YOU WILL RECIEVE CREDIT AND WILL BE ELIGABLE FOR LISTING ON METRODETROITCASTING.COM AT NO CHARGE WHICH WILL GIVE YOU EXPOSURE TO LOCAL CASTING AND MODELING COMPANIES FOR FUTURE FILM, TV AND MODELING POSSIBILITIES.

Judging from the ad an ability to spell is not really a prerequisite. The ad also doesn’t really specify if they’re looking for “Necksnappaz” or “Fat Floppy Titty Freaks,” so I have to imagine it’s both. God I hope it’s both. I wonder if Juggalo Bail Bonds has already tried recruiting from the ranks of Juggalettes Gone Wicked? If not, they should…mmmmmm.

If anyone actually sees these ads whenever they do go live, you know where to forward them… right here! Woop Woop!

via Videogum

In any of you are in San Diego for Comiccon later this month then be sure to join Tim & Eric on Saturday July 24th at San Diego’s Embarcadero Marina Park North for Awesomecon 2010!

There will be special guests, games, music by DJ Douggpound, a costume contest, Tim and Eric karaoke, and much, much, more. And don’t forget to study up on your trivia because one ultimate fan will win a jet ski ride with Tim and Eric!!!!

Greg and I went last year and had the time of our lives! If you see Raz, tell him “what’s up” from me.

Saturday July 24, 12-3pm
Embarcadero Marina Park
500 Kettner Blvd (at Harbor Dr.)
San Diego, CA