Not an Usher fan? If you’re like me, then just fast-forward to 2:34.

As I was walking back to the office from lunch, I spotted this next level masterpiece in the storefront window of TELCO,  one of many local Broadway businesses. Is this a Baby Murko Mouse ready to chop up unsuspecting hypebeasts? I can’t wait to see what this place has in store for the future.

I’m a total Ducktales fan boy, even though it’s been two decades since the show first aired. I suppose at this point that I really don’t have a choice about liking it since Uncle Scrooge indelibly spans the length of my forearm, but that’s not really the point of this post. Apparently someone constructed this scale model of Scrooge’s vault back in ‘02/’03, using blueprints created by Don Rosa and Dan Shane, and now you can see the fruits of his labors on Flickr. This model is really pretty fucking sick in my opinion, and I kind of wish we had it here at the office.

Check it out in detail here.

BTW, who else thinks the music on the moon stage from Ducktales (NES) is the fucking jam?

This dude plays Guitar Hero.

P.S. There are too many categories. Proceeds from this picture will go to all the charities and benefits found on the bloglin.

P.S.S. Feel free to protest. :D

Ever wonder what kind of shit we have to deal with here on the regular? From Ralphie to Ralphie’s dog to Arthur the Roofer to Ben the Landlord to the crackheads on the phone across the way it’s rarely a dull day here at the office.

What you see here is a “pile” that somehow appeared in our beautiful backyard. We have our suspicions where this came from, but we’ll leave it to your imagination. Surely this will be a source of inspiration for years to come. And just to keep things extra gully we have the unofficial “Maniac” Ginzou butcher knife cold kicking it with the rest of the pile.

It’s gonna be hard to cut that sirloin without that knife Ralphie boy, we don’t want your family to starve.

Eva Mendez recently posed naked in protest of fur for PETA.

I wonder if she gets Brazilian waxes? Come party wit me girl, I promise I’ll shave.

If you don’t know her by now then you haven’t witnessed NYC’s nightlife during the past 5 years (at least).

Justine D is one of the reasons I am where I am and have partied as much as i have. Thank you.

I had the pleasure of styling her and Roxy about a year ago for Missbehave magazine.

The nightlife staples currently host a column on the magazine where they break down what’s hot and what’s not.

(watch out girls, you might have some minor competition soon enough, wink wink)

Beastie T to the next level!

This is the coffee that gets me up in the morning and keeps me shreddin’ all day long!

NSFW

Don’t worry, I’ll put the best worst image at the end.

House 33 has collaborated with London-based Lingerie company Agent Provocateur to produce a book and “undies” release.

Is it wrong to buy my girlfriend these? What? I really like the brand…

So a Two-Headed Kitty is right up my alley!