We were climbing down the hill when this happened?????

Why? Why not!!!!!! Jasper (Rogue Status) had to go to the hospital to get patched up!!!!

I am a Martian…

So Tha Carter III “officially” released today (even though I doubt any of you that cared hadn’t already heard it) but rather than going into an in-depth review, I’d rather invite our readers to share their thoughts in the comments. Personally, I think it’s good and pretty much what I expected to hear from Wayne. Despite his limitless catalog of material and overall ridiculous level of hype, he’s yet to release what I consider a timeless & classic album. However, his lyrical creativity and effortless ability is paralleled by very few. Whether it’s a lack of overall focus or perhaps the desire to appease mainstream audiences with a generous dose of easily digestible club tracks, there is something about every Carter album that has plagued them from being on par with an album like Reasonable Doubt or Ready to Die.

I promised not to go into an in-depth review, but after spending the last few days discussing this album to mixed reviews amongst friends, I thought I’d see what some of our readers had to say. Besides, I couldn’t let this killer showcase of my photoshop skills go to waste.

I had to consider how tasteless it would be to post about this, but in the end I realized how close this hits home and that I don’t really have much compassion for low life derelicts. Long story short, this couple gave birth to their psychopathic daughter that was pronounced dead within minutes of birth. Fucked up, sure, but here’s where I stopped caring…

A) The girl didn’t realize she was pregnant until 6 or 7 months into the pregnancy. How many bong hits did she pull while slamming back Faygo & vodka cocktails during that time? Shangri-La only knows…

B) What future did these two have to offer their newly born “dark lotus blossum” considering they adorned her casket in Hatchetmen, dressed her in a Juggalo baby shirt AND tastefully attended her funeral wearing a hoody, t-shirt and I think those might be JNCOs.

C) If you still think I’m an inconsiderate asshole, listen to this radio interview and maybe the unapologetically selfish rants of “Chicago’s #1 Juggalette” will convince you otherwise. If I ever lose a child, you can bet your ass that I’m gonna bitch about those blacklight posters I never received. BITCH, ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!

For the full scoop, feel free to read on here.
http://board.crewcial.org/thread/270839/&r=385.

And if anyone is wondering why exactly this “hits close to home,” it’s because the girl mentions Springfield, Illinois in the radio interview and I realized that these were the same kids that wandered into class reeking of cigarette and pot smoke in high school AND are still found working the same dead end jobs anytime I go back home to visit.

I just found something Mike Jones and I can snicker over Gchat about for the forthcoming weeks!

Exporn is a blog made up of images that were, well, ex-porn. The blog author turns them into photoshopped [or MS Paint?] collages that are pretty fucking funny and still kinda NSFW.

Check out the best below!

Perfectbluesky has a nice lil gallery of what is commonly being referred to as Reflectoporn amongst the internet masses. As ebay.co.uk explains “the creators of reflectoporn are finding increasingly inventive ways to unleash their exhibitionist urges…”.

I’m usually pretty indifferent when it comes to Asian cinema and the gratuitous use of shock value, but Tokyo Gore Police really had me thinking “What. The. Fuck.” I may have to check this one out when it hits video.

The trailer really says far more about this film than I ever could, so check it out here.

This Saturday, April 19th We proudly invite you to the opening reception for Kaiju Invades NYC. Hosted at Toy Tokyo’s The Showroom NYC Gallery and orchestrated by Don ‘Datadub’ Kratzer from Fig Lab and Lorne ‘m3kcomp’ Colon, this exhibition will feature custom pieces from top Japanese and American toy designers who have been influenced by the Kaiju culture of strange beasts.

Attendees should expect to see exclusive toys from artists like Blobpus, Real X Head, Gargamel, Tim Biskup, David Horvath, Bwana Spoons, Pushead and LeMerde.

We will also be collaborating with friend & artist Lamour Supreme on a custom piece and limited edition shirt for the show. Definitely the place to check out after the New York Comic Con.

Kaiju for those unfamiliar is a Japanese word that means “strange beast,” but often is translated into English as “monster.” Specifically, it is used to refer to a genre of tokusatsu, one of the most popular forms of Japanese entertainment, which utilized special effects and puppetry. The most famous kaiju is Godzilla. Other well-known kaiju characters include Mothra, Anguirus, Rodan, King Kong, Gamera and King Ghidorah.

Hmmmm… I wonder what this could be that’s ready to say hello to the world? Come to the show and say hello to Cyco Simon!

Toy Tokyo Showroom Gallery
Saturday, April 19th
8pm-11pm
117 2nd Ave. 2nd Floor
East Village, NYC

I’ve been spending a lot of time with my sketchbook lately.

SIKE!

*Editor’s Note: My alternative title to this blog post was going to be “The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil.”

This dude plays Guitar Hero.

P.S. There are too many categories. Proceeds from this picture will go to all the charities and benefits found on the bloglin.

P.S.S. Feel free to protest. :D

Meet Mike Jones, he is one of our full time designers, and a longtime member of the MISHKA family.

He is also about to join the “job stoppers” and “dirt bag” club. Mike Jones is getting “TEAM WORK” tattooed on his knuckles.

Joesph Ari Aloi aka JK5 is the lucky artist making Mike Jones legally disabled (Well, I don’t know if that is actually true, but we did decide you can claim unemployment if you get a tattoo on your face).

And for all the ladies wondering, yes, he is single!

1995 Crazy Year hehe

Original Basket Case VHS box! Found this on the web somewhere. One of my all time favorites!

Cop a feel son!

I just wanna say that Kevin Eastman gets my nomination for bad ass nerd and inspirational hero. Runner up goes to Rob Zombie. Total weirdos with hot wives and the skillz to pay the billz.

I think My Pal the Crook was planning on making fun of me for listening to The Presidents of the United States when I was younger, but our conversation took a turn for the best when I remembered one of MTV’s greatest ad campaigns that parodied the song “Peaches” amongst other mid-nineties alterna-hits.

Those of you that remember Jimmy the Cab Driver, enjoy.

And for anyone that is wondering what the Hell happened to Jimmy, look no further than IMDB and prepare to be amazed. Donal Logue, you rock!

My homeboy Erock just sent me this excerpt from an Ohio newspaper. I’d like to know what exactly the perpetrator in this crime was thinking when he not only started videotaping a dude jacking off, but then proceeded to feed ’shrooms to the dog. Were they magic mushrooms? Was the dude tripping out himself? Was it a hi-8 or digital camcorder? Is it possible that this video could end up on youtube? Or better yet, redtube?

Dennis (Glamnation) put it best when he said “thats the kinda criminal peeps should aspire to be.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

BME, the purveyors of basically everything fucked up in the world of body modifications, have just published an interview with “One Hand Jason.” Long story short, Jason staged an elaborate “accident” in an attempt to free himself of what he perceived as a birth defect. I’m not making this up. It’s an interesting read, to say the least, but I’m still not convinced that this level of modification isn’t completely fucked. As they say, to each his own.

I wonder how many female stump fetishists are looking for a guy like Jason to fist them? Inappropriate? Perhaps, but you probably don’t care if you’re reading the Bloglin.

Treat it like a slow dance, Junior Prom style ;)

H-Town - Knockin’ Tha Boots

Silk - Freak Me

Jodeci - Freek’N You

TLC - Red Light Special

I forgot how dirty half these lyrics were. It’s funny considering the amount of attention 2 Live Crew and Metal got from “grown-ups”, but put a smooth R ‘n B lick under it and it was all gooooood.

As promised from our front-page, here are some images from RezeonoMikon, a new zine from Rezeon Scum! Straight from Japan via hell and now available now at our Pop-Up Shop!

Packaging!

Front cover

Interior spread

Another interior spreading the disease!

The Mishka Pop-Up Shop
218 Bedford Avenue (entrance on N. 5 th)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Open daily from noon to 8 PM.
L Train to Bedford Ave.

Since Cookie’s no longer hanging out with the Sesame Street crew, he’s moved onto hard drugs [hence the bloodshot eyes] and beer. As you can see, he’s also got a great fashion sense. Rocking the Keep Watch New Era hat.

[it’s really my friend Ernesto in his Halloween costume]

Mike’s post about local cable access shows reminded me of Tom Green’s glory days. He started with a show on Rogers cable 10, the most ghetto station ever! Especially back in the day. I remember the first time I stumbled upon this gem of a show on channel 10, it was definitely a defining moment in my adolescence. He then went on to blow up for a minute, but I will always cherish his freshman years on local cable tv. Here are a few clips I scrounged up, enjoy!