Your Boy Spark Master Tape’s Got A Really Talented Fan From…Belarus?
Sunday, June 9th, 2013I found this vid by NEW FE∆R a couple days ago, and almost posted about it because it breaks my heart to see talent that fresh go unnoticed with only like 300 video views. They’ve got a decent following on Soundcloud, though, which I was perusing while keeping that vid on repeat. And what did I find? What lustrous gem of incomprehensible value did I uncover, buried amongst tongue-in-cheek Disney-themed, icy-cool aether beats?
A fucking SPARK MASTER TAPE EDIT OF “AMBER ROSE PUSSY”
Halfway across the globe, some ultratalented Belarussian is hip to Spark Master Tape’s brand of surrealistic mystery rap (nobody knows who he is, what he looks like, or where he’s from). See, the internet can also be used for an immeasurable amount of good, too. Not just hiring hit men, buying meth, and asking Tumblr what the best way to hide the body is.
Hint: Always bury vertically, and underneath a dead animal. ;-)
Listen to the highly danceable edit below, then download it to one of the 10 USB drives littering your workspace and chuck it at the nearest DJ you can find. Tell them that it’s filled with magic, and that playing the track at the right time will make them famous. Fuck, just do anything to spread the word.
You could always tweet both NEW FE∆R and Spark Master Tape some love directly, too. Go on, don’t be shy.






































