After 10 years in the making Insane Clown Posse’s Big Money Rustlas is finally here! Many juggalos, much like myself never actually thought this movie would see the light of day when it was teased to us in late 2000, but the clowns finally delivered. Sadly all this wait was mainly for nothing, as Big Money Rustlas is mostly a disappointment.

Don’t get me wrong, it has some positives as ICP knows how and does caters to their fan base within the film.  There are lots of inside jokes, cameos, references, etc, etc that the normal viewer wouldn’t get or really care about, but any self respecting ninja will find pretty satisfying. It also has far better production value than there first foray into film, 2000′s Big Money Hustlas. But overall, Big Money Rustlas is basically the same movie as Hustlas with the Wild, Wild West replacing a backdrop of New York City.

The cast is hardly the A list crowd, but features all of the Psychopathic camp along with the likes of Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, Tom Sizemore, Brigitte Nielsen, Vanilla Ice, Todd Bridges, Dustin Diamond and a slew of wrestling legends in what’s mostly a slapstick comedy riddled with dick and fart jokes.

Big Baby Chips (Violent J) runs the town of Mud Bug with his henchmen Dusty Poot (Monoxide) and Raw Stank (Jamie Madrox) via a gambling ring. A new sheriff comes to town by the name of Sugar Wolf (Shaggy 2 Dope) to try and clean up the town in the name of his dead father. As I said, it’s pretty much the same exact plot as BMH only revamped to a different time and place. The movie definitely has a few funny moments, but lacks a lot of the originality that the first outing had. If you are a fan of ICP and can keep up with all the Easter eggs littered in this for the Juggalo faithful then give it a whirl because you’ll probably get a kick or two out of it. But I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who merely gets a kick out of “Miracles” video or is intrigued by the meme that ICP has become. I doubt you’ll be able to get through it.

The movie has been out for about a week and ICP is already talking about their next movie project. Twiztid always steals the show in these movies, so lets hope whatever ICP decides to do next either prominently features or is a vehicle for Jamie Madrox and Monoxide.

The Bloglin doesn’t have a budget to just send someone down to The Gathering to document it for us… Believe me I tried! Thankfully there’s Igor from Driven by Boredom who’s basically family and was already down there for the Village Voice.

Igor just uploaded a ton of photos from his stay at this year’s Gathering, which will hopefully not be it’s last! Woop! Woop!

Head over to his site for his full 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos gallery!

Sometimes I think we forget just how long Insane Clown Posse and the Dark Carnival have been around and stirring controversy. A Bloglin reader forwarded me this old comic from a 1997 issue of Spin for us… which by the way if you didn’t know, A whole back catalog of Spin magazine are now viewable for free on Google Book. But I digress…

The Family’s always been vilified, long before their innocent pondering about “magnets” to the chaos of this year’s Gathering. I forgot that just a few months after it’s release the Great Milekno was recalled by Hollywood Records (AKA Disney) for inappropriate content. So why don’t you take 10 minutes and enjoy this rather critical (and sometimes scathing) comic by Mike Rubin and Mark Dancey from 13 years ago examining the who, what and whys of ICP’s popularity.

Thanks to Ryan O’Conner for the heads up and trip down memory lane.

So by know I’m sure you all have heard that Tila Tequilla didn’t get showered with love by the family at this years Gathering… so there’s really no reason to rehash that old news! I do however have this video from Tom Green’s adventures at this year’s Gathering.

I don’t about you but I fucking love Matt Richardson and all I want to do is get high on Mama Gypsy’s Space Cakes and listen to him speak for the rest of my life. I’m not even joking.

We’ll hopefully have some pics from this year’s Gathering from some of our insiders to post early next week *fingers crossed.* I am however getting some sad reports that due to the stabbing and the Tila Tequilla incident that this might be the last Gathering ever… I truly hope that’s not the case. Lots of love to our resident Juggalo, Kev Buc for passing this along to us. Woop Woop!

So it’s been talked about on Violent J’s twitter for a bit and it’s finally here! His first born son Violent JJ’s debut music video that is. Honestly, I’m at a loss for words. I mean it’s cool that the kid seems to be living the dream life, but the whole thing still reeks of “WTF is going on here!?”

I’ll let you guys check it out and give your opinions, hate, LoLove, whateverthefuck. Until next time, enjoy or something…

Over a month ago I introduced you to photographer Jason Shaltz and his ongoing photo project of photographing Juggalos all across America. Jason just recently updated his site with a grip of new photos from various stops on Twiztid’s Slaughetrhouse Tour. Not sure though which cities these new shots are from.

Jason’s also entered himself in a contest over at Brooklyn’s Third Ward. If you love Juggalos and I know you do, give Jason a vote! We’ll keep you updated whenever Jason adds new photos to his series. Woop! Woop!

I know you ninjas are getting excited for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, so I’m here to drop an atom bomb of news on your bitch ass! As you’ve seen in the video, JCW heavyweight champion Corporal Robinson and 2 Tuff Tony have announced the full wrestling lineup for this years gathering. This years action is looking to be some of the best yet!

They have brought in not only some of the best indy talent, but also a mass amount of old school legends! If you’ve never been to a gathering before and witnessed the insanity that is JCW live, well you’re missing out. It doesn’t go down until Midnight and 4am respectfully and everyone is wasted by then, juggalos and wrestlers alike. Who wouldn’t want to watch washed up old time wrestlers wasted and fucking each other up? You never know WHO or WHAT is going to go down at these things, so if you’re attending please try and get some video of the madness.

Next on the list of gathering updates is the new event or shall I say party hosted by the Duke of the Wicked, Violent J himself! It’s called “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam” . In previous years Violent J has thrown Beach Boy BBQ style parties and they are always good times, so I’d suggest checking this out if you happen to be at this years festivities. Here is what Mr. VJ himself had to say about the MJMBBPJ:

Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam” Sunday Afternoon 5PM @ The Jumpoff

Come dressed in your skibbies and pajamas! Why you ask? For no damn reason at all! Because that’s how we do at Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam“. Ninjas who’ve attended the Gathering within’ the last 3 years will always remember my Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast’s. Who could ever forget the hundreds of cheeseburgers and hot dogs flying off the stage and into the mouths of the dancing, singing and laughing Juggalos? The Faygo tubs were packed with never ending amounts of free, Iced down, liquid gold. What about the music, the underground celebrities in the house, and the nakedness? Well it’s all going down again, only this time with a new twist on the tunes!

This time it’s all about Michael Jackson! That’s right bitch, the fuckin’ King of Pop will be blastin’ hard outta the sound system the whole time. Plus, I will be hosting a special live “Jam Off” between two of the Nation’s best Michael Jackson impersonators! These two doppelgangers will have to make due within the Juggalo setting and bring there best to this big ninja BBQ. The winner will go on tour with us in October! Seriously? I don’t fuckin’ know! If you think it would be dope, we will! Also, there will be giant, adult sized moonwalk bounces on location for you to show off your ninja flipping skills!

It all pops off Sunday afternoon. 5pm at the Jumpoff at the Gathering. B.Y.O.B., Bitch! Special guest BBQ cooks on stage helping throw out the snacks; Corporal Robinson, 2 Tuff Tony & Amp; the super chef Shaggy 2 Dope! Come on through, snatch a cheeseburger out the sky and down it right there in the middle of pandemonium! That’s the best way to eat! We will do the damn thang at Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam”!

-Violent J

Well that’s all the faygo soaked news I have for you this weekend ninjas. Start packing those nap sacks and sticking those thumbs in the air to hitch a ride to the greatest show on earth. I for one will NOT be in attendance for the first GOTJ since it’s inception back in 2000, so somebody else is going to have to take the reigns and report back to the bloglin about the magic in the air. I’m going to leave you with a clip of Violent J’s Beach Boy Themed BBQ from last year, so until next time , woopx2…

You know what separates The Gathering from all those bullshit P4K, Bonaroo, Lollapalooza, Coachella and all that other music festivals? It’s the magic in the air dawg. The feeling of 10,000 best friends around U. It’s the comradery, the family, the love,the Faygo and the Gangsta Rap has-beens.

Also, you’ll probably get laid but I can’t promise if it’ll be with a Fat Floppie Titty Bitch or a Necksnapa. But Friday night is Ladies night at The Gathering, so get to it ninja, Woop Woop!

In all seriousness, who’s going and willing to cover it for the Bloglin?

If so I got your lucky break right here mah ninjettes, because Juggalo Bail Bonds wants you! Judging by these reports Juggalos seem to always be in and out of trouble with the law, so why trust your bail to anyone but another member of the Dark Carnival!?! This is a million dollar idea!

NEW BAIL BONDS COMPANY; JUGGALO BAIL BONDS, OPENING SHORTLY IN DETROIT AND IS IN NEED OF JUGGALETTES FOR PHOTOS TO USE IN ONLINE AD CAMPAIGN TO GET WORD OUT ABOUT COMPANY.

THE JUGGALO BONDSMAN IS LOOKING FOR LETTES OF ALL AGES TO POSE IN FULL HATCHET GEAR AND/OR PAINT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED FOR ONLINE ADS PROMOTING JUGGALO BAIL BONDS.

RESPOND TO INTAKE@METRODETROITCASTING.COM WITH AGE, PHOTOS, AND CONTACT INFORMATION AND AVAIBALITY. LO’S WILL ALSO ME CONSIDERED.

THIS IS UNPAID; BUT, YOU WILL RECIEVE CREDIT AND WILL BE ELIGABLE FOR LISTING ON METRODETROITCASTING.COM AT NO CHARGE WHICH WILL GIVE YOU EXPOSURE TO LOCAL CASTING AND MODELING COMPANIES FOR FUTURE FILM, TV AND MODELING POSSIBILITIES.

Judging from the ad an ability to spell is not really a prerequisite. The ad also doesn’t really specify if they’re looking for “Necksnappaz” or “Fat Floppy Titty Freaks,” so I have to imagine it’s both. God I hope it’s both. I wonder if Juggalo Bail Bonds has already tried recruiting from the ranks of Juggalettes Gone Wicked? If not, they should…mmmmmm.

If anyone actually sees these ads whenever they do go live, you know where to forward them… right here! Woop Woop!

via Videogum

It’s been no secret that ICP was releasing this movie, but it’s getting real close to release and this new trailer just dropped. There are multiple presales up for this straight to DVD prequel of ICP’s first big screen effort, the platinum selling movie Big Money Hustlas. Big Money Rustlas features the whole Psychopathic Records camp and guest stars such as; Tom Sizemore, Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, Todd Bridges, and more which can be found on it’s IMDB page.

This movie has been in anticipation since Oct. 31st 2000 when the two albums Bizzar and Bizaar dropped. Behind the cd holder were teaser pictures of Twiztid’s characters and a western flip of the Hack Benjamin Charater. At the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos last summer, they announced that Big Money Rustlas was finally actually filmed after almost 9 years of waiting. The movie is no Oscar winner by any means, but should be entertaining none the less much like the original flick. The movie is going to be sold at this years gathering festival and has a street date of August 17th. It’s also rumored to be promoted via a theater tour, but we shall see how that pans out and I’ll keep you updated. Until then, go watch Big Money Hustlas in preperation…