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The High Five: 2011′s Best Memes

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

As a transitional post between end of year lists (the endless, endless lists) and just regular lists (sweet, sweet regular lists) I’m gonna take one look back at 2011 to close the door on it by breaking down the most obviously important thing of any 12 months: its memes. There sure were a lot of memes this year. Some good. Many terrible. And there are new ones popping up every day.

With every passing year, memes become more interesting as their originators move further and further away from 4chan and into, well, everywhere. The proliferation of meme-ing software for smartphones let even the most unmotivated troller create custom memes within minutes, making things (as idiots like to say) “go viral.” So, without further adieu, let’s look at my favorite memes from 2011.

Honorable Mention: Planking

Fuck planking.

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5. Bin Laden Situation Room

In a move that surprised exactly zero people, the internet took an image that captured a profound, complex, and deadly serious moment and instantaneously memed it. The rapid spread and unabashed popularity of this meme really became, for me, a big part of the discussion about America’s reaction to the death of Osama Bin Laden. Because, let’s be honest, it wasn’t the instantaneous grief panacea that perhaps we were hoping for.

But what it was was a really funny meme. It was risque enough (considering what they’re watching) that you could feel nicely taboo for looking at it, but not so much so (like the large amount of 9/11 memes) that you truly felt shitty for chuckling. Whether it be the many Obamas, a classic meme-tactic, the Obama w/ Playstation controller, Sad Keanu in the mix, and more, there were many a lolz derived from the situation room.

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4. [10] Guy (Really High Guy)

Already written about on the Bloglin by our quite tickled Elbows, [10] Guy came in at the very tail end of 2011 and charmed us with just its classic meme-ness. It’s just your standard image macro style, with a particularly good picture, a theme that everyone on the internet can relate to, and some pretty above average execution.

This meme didn’t have baggage, required no cultural reference, seemed to pop out of nowhere, and was endlessly digestible en masse. Especially since most people who troll chan and the like smoke a lot of weed, the pleasure of [10] Guy was the triumvirate of laughing at him, laughing with him, and then also laughing at yourself for doing the same shit.

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3. Steve Buscemeyes/Michelle Bachmann Eyes

Hands down the creepiest and most nightmare inducing meme of 2011, the “__”-eyes craze started off simply enough: take the beloved Steve Buscemi’s pretty objectively disgusting eyes (sorry Steve!) and throw them onto anyone and everyone. There had been head swaps that got big in the past (people holding babies, etc…) but this shit took off because it’s the most like watching a terrible car wreck. You just can’t look away.

The situation became even more interesting after Newsweek’s pretty fucked up “The Queen Of Rage” Michele Bachmann cover story that featured her impossibly shaped demon eyes. That became a meme two ways, one with the eye switching, the other replacing the headline on the magazine (e.g. “Michele Bachmann Will Fucking Cut You”). Then someone crossed the streams and we got the image above. Thanks internet. Goodbye sleep.

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2. Arrow In The Knee

I like this meme for a couple reasons. First, of course, that it was initially funny. For those who haven’t played Skyrim, there’s a repeated speech that many characters in the game will give you about having once been an adventurer like your character, until they “took an arrow in the knee.” Someone noticed that everyone says it, it’s a dumb thing to say, meme is born. Lolz are had. But, much like Skyrim was a crossover “hardcore” video game for a lot of people who quickly found themselves out of their nerdery depth when talking to true blue fantasy fans about the game, “arrow in the knee” got your average internet folk involved too deeply with trolls and /b/-tards.

The rapid expansion and perceived overuse of the meme started a massive flame war that I don’t think either side was ready for. It got to that wonderful level where you can’t even tell who’s trolling and who’s a noob and it kind of ceases to matter. “Arrow In The Knee” is a surprisingly interesting case study in the glorious birth and violent death of a meme.

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1. Pepper Spray Cop

Oh Officer John Pike, you ignorant fuck. In another case of ostensibly terrible things that are destined for meme-dom, this mustachioed shithead decided to throw on the most casual face possible while laying down a torrent of neon-orange pepper spray on some sitting students. It’s funny for many reasons: It’s bizarre. He looks like the pigs from angry birds.

He was transplanted onto every other meme imaginable. By inadvertently becoming part of the largely internet based #Occupy movement, John Pike and his fat smug face became one of the most enduring and striking images of 2011. And we memed his ass. Go internet. Go America.

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This Guy Is Too High! Nah, He’s Just Really High Guy

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

There’s a new meme on the scene and he’s possibly the funniest one yet. We first brought you Good Guy Greg and Decelerated Drake, and now meet Really High Guy, also known as 10 Guy.

He’s a picture of a guy who’s baked out of his mind, paired with captions that, as you’ll see, are extremely reminiscent of things your buddy says when he’s high. My favorite is the seatbelt one. Check out more here, and if you happen to be high right now then props. That’s some great timing.

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Introducing Decelerated Drake!

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

After our recent tryst into the world of internet memes with the creation of some special Bloglin Good Guy Gregs, we’re back now with some Drake memes. Featuring an image of pre-Drake Aubrey Graham as Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi: The Next Generation, these memes are emblazoned with some of Drake-the-rapper’s most famous lines. Enjoy.

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Cute, Cuddly Chaos: The Color Saturated World of “PonPonPon”

Sunday, September 4th, 2011

J-Pop is a strange beast.  Anyone who has even glanced at it knows one has to be crazy otaku to even comprehend its enormity. The genre has enough subgenres, artists and songs to make the legions of Witch House artists give up and go dubstep. Like Japanese youth culture itself, it seems mired in transient trend and fast fashion. So what is it about this one little snowflake of sound and color that makes it stand out so?

Released in July, by August Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s “PonPonPon” started to steal the hearts and bandwidths international underground music fiends across the interwebs. Color saturated and super kawaii, it has rolled up more fans than a katamari and is fastly becoming a YouTube favorite that beckons to be meme worthy. The song seems secondary. It is the video that sucks you in. With its playful quirkiness and quasi-witch housian overlays, the imagery is so saccharine it is truly subversive. The first comparison that came to mind was the psychedelia of Pee Wee’s Playhouse.  “PonPonPon” seems to operate on the same sort of dizzying sapience. An even odder and more abstract comparison came to mind, as I was immediately reminded of the vulgar and often terroristic prop art of Actionist Paul McCarthy. There really is very little in common, but perhaps it is just the concept that this video represent the future of acktion. To paraphrase Tina Forbis of How I Quit Crack, YouTube is the greatest gallery for outsider artists and sheer brut expression.

Turns out Ms. Paymu X 2 may know exactly what she is doing.  As well as being famous as a Harijuku girl and model, Kyary also blogs about her life and culture. Whatever she is doing, I surely hope she keeps doing it. There is a nightmarish charm to the information overload. Exactly the type of stimulation that this blogger craves.

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Who Is Bart Simson Yugoslav?

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

Hey, so, this is weird. We’re being followed on Twitter by one Bart Simson Yugoslav. That’s right, Simson. No “P”. There’s a lot of bizarre, not-too-funny Twitter characters out there, but Bart Simson Yugoslav is in a league of his own, and kind of funny, too. I mean, check out his bio:

THE SIMSONS. IM BART, OFFICAL BART. REAL. MY DAD HOMTRE AND MAM IS MAGRE. BABY AND GIRL SITSER ARE OTHERS. BART SIMSON. OFFICAL YUGOSLAVIA SIMSON. THE SUMSONS.

Like, I don’t even know what to say about this. It’s sweet though; definitely sweet. Yugoslav Bart tweets things like,

ETE MY SHORTS. HOMTRE.” and, “:;CRUST CLOWN GET CANCÊR;: CUEST STORES:/// BETTY »MIDLE,,, JOHN CARS» SON,,, LUC;K PARRE,,, GABBO GABBO HELL PÛPPPET.. ¤¤ SIMSONS?

Which, what can you even respond to that? “For sure, dude”? For sure, dude. So, in conclusion, follow this guy. Who is Bart Simson Yugoslav? No idea. But I like him. He’s weird.

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Darth Vader, The Emperor & The Great Cornholio Walk Into a Bar…

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Much has been made over the newest repackaging and alterations being made to the Star Wars films as it they get ready to hit Blu-Ray. One such issue was a new pained bit of dialogue from Vader as The Emperor electrocutes Luke in the throne room during Return of the Jedi.

But you know what? This is one scene changed for the better, watch it and I bet none of you will disagree.

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Getting To Know Good Guy Greg

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

This is Good Guy Greg. The bright ray among an internet full of mean, negative shit, Good Guy Greg is a meme that surfaced near the end of April and has since gone on to brighten days and incite smiles everywhere. Internet memes are not subject matter that I typically think twice about or find blogworthy, but Greg is just such an unusual example of kindness that he must be shared.

While Good Guy Greg’s identity was initially unknown, it has since been revealed that he is, I think, a fisherman. At the beginning of August (the tenth, to be exact) someone posted somewhere on the internet a picture of the real Good Guy Greg and said, “Reddit, I passed the 6 week challenge and crewed along side Good Guy Greg. Iama a commercial fisherman, ama.” As far as I can tell that means Greg is a fisherman. I also just don’t care too much, though.

Greg was initially intended to be the antithesis of fellow internet meme, Scumbag Steve. In fact, he’s still intended to be the antithesis. Scumbag Steve, besides being a great alliteration, is not that funny, so I’m not going to provide any pics of him, just Greg. Greg’s a good guy, after all.

The picture seen up top, reading, “Tells you ‘cool story bro’…means it.” is my favorite. It’s brilliant. We’ve all told an underwhelming story and received the crass, “Cool story, bro.” Well, actually, I never have, but perhaps you have so you should appreciate that one. And below, check out some funny Good Guy Gregs that I made myself, if you would so please. As a matter of fact, Reader, you should make some too and post them in the comments section. That would be the Good Guy Greg thing to do; “Sees a funny meme…makes his own up.” Hop to it, Good Reader.

Via KnowYourMeme

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I Feel You Candace, Soulja Boy Doesn’t Follow Me Either

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

I am not sure why, but I follow Soulja Boy on Twitter (guilty pleasure I guess) and he had tweeted something in the vein of “Who is this persons Twitter name” and link to the video.

I find the video pretty funny, not in the making fun of the kid kind of way, but just as in a whole other level of what a teenager has to deal with in this day and age. I am pretty sure if I was in middle school, and following the “Weird Al Fan Club” twitter, and they were following then un-followed me, I would be pretty upset as well.

Don’t cry much longer dear Candace looks like your hard work has paid off, and THE REAL Soulja Boy is actually following you!

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Scan That Cat!

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Yeah, yeah this may be old news to some of you but a shoutout to my buddy Alex for turning me onto this, CAT SCANNING!  Yeah fuck your planking or hatting or whatever everyone is doing….this is the real deal. Just put your cat on a scanner and DONE, you rule.  I’m gonna do one later but I wanted to get you all started.

Go check out the Cat Scan tumblr. Don’t sleep!

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What If Peyton Manning Were a Black White Michael Vick?

Saturday, August 27th, 2011

Yesterday, it was revealed that ESPN The Magazine would be running a story in its next issue, out September 5, titled “What if Michael Vick Were White?” with the subtitle reading, “Since the day he was arrested, people have asked. The answer isn’t what you think.” No, the answer was not what anybody thought, as it turned out to be another instance of using a controversial, inflammatory headline to boost print sales.

However, along with the ridiculous title came the below illustration of what ESPN suspects Vick would actually look like were he white. Now, overnight, sports nerds everywhere have been shaming ESPN by making their own “What if Michael Vick Were…” images, including the one up top by The Source of “What if Peyton Manning Were A Black White Michael Vick?” Below check out the original “What if…” image along with some of the best imitations.

“What If Michael Vick Were White?”

“What If Michael Vick Were A Ginger?”

“What If White Michael Vick Were Black Michael Vick?”

“What If Michael Vick Were Marcus Vick?”

“What If Michael Vick Were An Actual Eagle?”

“What If Michael Vick Were A Vegan Chocolate Ice Cream Cone?”

“What I Michael Vick Were Made of Barbecued Spare Ribs? Would You Eat Him?”

Via TotalProSports

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