
Wale - More About Nothing (2010) [Self-Released] // Grade: B
Growing up in New York in the nineties, through the course of Seinfeld’s run, I always wondered how cats outside of the city (or cities in general) related to the show. It always felt wildly tied to the minute experiences of living in a large, multicultural city. I couldn’t imagine how someone in Missouri was going to relate to an episode about battling for parking spaces or one about getting a good view to see the floats go by during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
So, two years ago when Wale dropped his Seinfeld themed Mixtape About Nothing, I was kind of baffled as to how well that would go over, because if Seinfeld is weird enough in the burbs, then it shouldn’t relate at all, to the world of rap. It’s a show about three narcissistic, neurotic, single white New Yorkers and a dude who is most likely a highly functioning autistic. That’s not hip hop. Jerry has no swag – dude wears mom jeans, has a mullet, and tucks his shirt into his pants – yet somehow pulls down some really bad chicks. I’m still lost as to how he had a new girl come through every week, dude was not that funny. Nonetheless, using Seinfeld to inspire themes for songs and to glue together your mixtape should fail as miserably as a Nikki Minaj/Trina/Jean Grae/Eve super group about the exploits of The Golden Girls*. But, as we know the Mixtape About Nothing was actually really ill and a critical success. Wale managed to warp Seinfeld samples into his braggadocio and use the shows dissection of everyday minutiae to springboard into some far reaching topical songs – shit, he even got Elaine to do a drop. But now for the sequel to the tape about nothing, how do you ring more from the improbably fertile Seinfeld well? Get Jerry to drop a 16? Larry David going to executive produce?
On More About Nothing, Wale stays with what worked on the first tape and adds lil bits of spice on top. On “The MC” he jumps on a go-go influenced beat and shows exactly why all gimmickry aside, he is a pretty damn good emcee. While Drake has been spreading the clipped metaphor around rap like herpes – Ron Mexico – Wale has perfected small thematic rhyming bursts within a verse. On the last tape he started playing with the idea on “The Feature Heavy Song” with his hockey inspired section but on “The MC” he really goes in with a protracted section about the type of chicks he likes, reiterating the word like over and over in a demonstration of rhyming ability. “The Soup” follows suit with the heavy go-go drums and Wale rapping to rap, with an occasional detour to discuss some of the issues he’s had in the press lately.
After that reintroduction of the Wale we already knew, the tape changes up feel a bit and drops gears into a soul sampling, smokers song called “The Breeze (Cool)”. This song has the type of beat that’s chilled out and bleary eyed enough that only Wiz Khalifa could do it justice. And right there on cue at the second verse, dude shows up to talk about weed and bad bitches in his signature sing songy delivery. Par for the course for Wiz. Speaking of golf, one of the stand out tracks on this tape has to be “The Eyes Of The Tiger”, where Wale becomes Tiger Woods as he calls his mistress(es) and tries to cover his tracks. Over a paranoid and hyper-actively grandiose beat, Wale goes through every emotion and thought one could imagine Tiger (or any one) would have as they realized that their infidelities were going to be exposed to the world. In that expounding from specific celebrity incident to universal experience it’s reminiscent to “The Kramer” off of the last tape, where Wale uses Michael Richards racist outburst to explore the usage of the N word in rap music.
In that extrapolation from specific to general, is where Wale finds a link between himself and Seinfeld. While on the surface Seinfeld is very NYC based and unrelatable to those who don’t dwell in urban environments, it’s really about commonly held dilemmas of social awkwardness, narcissism and poor communication. Similarly, this tape finds Wale even more Seinfeldian than his last tape – he’s still rapping for rap heads – but, he’s also taking on more universal themes. He’s going in strong on relationship issues with at least five songs on this tape dedicated to that topic – when he says on an interlude that he was surprised to find out how diverse his audience is, I’m willing to bet he meant he was surprised how diverse (read: hot) his female fans are. While that’s not a reality a lot of people share (adoring female fans), everyone can relate to the the intoxicating effect of lust and the struggles of relationships. Jerry knew it, Wale knows it, you know it. But, what I don’t know is how Seinfeld was supposed to be smashing Teri Hatcher in 1993. She was real and spectacular, he was wearing a Canadian tuxedo.
*Obviously Trina is Blanche, Nikki is Rose, Jean is Sophia and Eve is Dorothy. Now that I think on it, I’d buy that CD with the quickness – if for no other reason that to hear how Nikki shouts out St. Olaf. Probably rhyming it with Zoloft in her valley girl voice.
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