We were climbing down the hill when this happened?????

Why? Why not!!!!!! Jasper (Rogue Status) had to go to the hospital to get patched up!!!!

Yesterday my White Spider post spawned an email from my homie Darryl Polio Legs. He sent me a response to White Spider with a video by an indivdual who calls himself Madness Reign. I honestly think this man is a hidden jewel in this vast northern land(Quebec)! Watch and see for yourself, this dude shreds the GNARRR! I don’t even know if you will able to believe it.

SYMPTÔME DE POSSESSION

SOCIAL FUCKER

LIVE CKRL 89.1FM (JUST TO SHOW YOU HE IS NOT JOKING!)

Oh and you will see why…

I just found something Mike Jones and I can snicker over Gchat about for the forthcoming weeks!

Exporn is a blog made up of images that were, well, ex-porn. The blog author turns them into photoshopped [or MS Paint?] collages that are pretty fucking funny and still kinda NSFW.

Check out the best below!

See you in Hell bitches!

Hong Kong, where you can buy a 9mm air soft gun for $2. Too bad I can’t bring it on the plane!

Peep this funny little diddy of Redman being interviewed by VICE MAGAZINE’S Chris Nieratko. It involves Nieratko in a chicken suit asking borderline offensive stuff, and asking Redman about personal hygiene. I say it’s one dirtbag interviewing another. Definitely very entertaining and retarded.

PS- WTF IS IN THE BOTTLES THAT HE IS HOLDING RIGHT HERE?!

So last night Amanda and I were watching CNN’s Larry King Live and the cover story was about the increase in brain tumors amongst cell phone users as of late. The segment was a debate entitled “Are Cellphones Dangerous?”

I think we have the culprit!

Check out this video: Microwave vs. Cell phone

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This video of Gary Kasparov being attacked by a flying penis during a press conference is literally the silliest shit I’ve seen since Latarian attacked his mom over some Walmart fried chicken. More nerdom here where the prank has been linked to Second Life?

What’s up with the grannie chest shot at 01:17?!

Im not talking about this, I am talking about a report out of the West Palm Beach News that reported that Latarian beat his grandma in a Walmart after she woudn’t buy him chicken wingz.

This is seriously insane. I guess lil’ Ease has been taken away for a mental evaluation.

Perfectbluesky has a nice lil gallery of what is commonly being referred to as Reflectoporn amongst the internet masses. As ebay.co.uk explains “the creators of reflectoporn are finding increasingly inventive ways to unleash their exhibitionist urges…”.

Bwahh haha

As I was walking back to the office from lunch, I spotted this next level masterpiece in the storefront window of TELCO,  one of many local Broadway businesses. Is this a Baby Murko Mouse ready to chop up unsuspecting hypebeasts? I can’t wait to see what this place has in store for the future.

he smoke wif cigarettes

Amazing!

Came across a clip of this zany Japanese game show called UNBEATABLE BANZUKE which I guess is shown on the G4 network, I have no idea, I gots no cablez. Anyhow, in this edition it features a skatepark oriented obstacle course with ramps, gaps and handrails. Pretty entertaining. I know for a fact if I were on this, I would get sonned like the first dude! HAHAHA

I’ve been spending a lot of time with my sketchbook lately.

SIKE!

*Editor’s Note: My alternative title to this blog post was going to be “The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil.”

… kicks my dog and you can now upload videos to Flickr!

This dude plays Guitar Hero.

P.S. There are too many categories. Proceeds from this picture will go to all the charities and benefits found on the bloglin.

P.S.S. Feel free to protest. :D

Meet Mike Jones, he is one of our full time designers, and a longtime member of the MISHKA family.

He is also about to join the “job stoppers” and “dirt bag” club. Mike Jones is getting “TEAM WORK” tattooed on his knuckles.

Joesph Ari Aloi aka JK5 is the lucky artist making Mike Jones legally disabled (Well, I don’t know if that is actually true, but we did decide you can claim unemployment if you get a tattoo on your face).

And for all the ladies wondering, yes, he is single!