Chicago, congrats on beating the bum ass Nets in the NBA playoffs despite half your team having the goddamn bubonic plague. That shows real mental fortitude and toughness. To celebrate your recent victory and eventual defeat at the hands of Lebron and The Heat, we’re bringing you a Мишка Warehouse sale.

Now’s your opportunity to get very dapper while staying cozy as fuck; for wild cheap. Our sale will be running from May 9th through May 19th, with up to 75% off on items from seasons past; including samples, one offs, collaborations, and wild shit we bought off of eBay. Come through to 1448 N. Milwaukee Ave., hang out with the ladies and gents working the sale, bro down, and get new gear for your national television debut—sitting behind Derrick Rose, pantomiming blowjobs.

Мишка Chicago Sample Sale
Thursday, May 9th – May 19th
1448 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, Il 60622

• Shop The Spring Sale Items

There’s a ton of Spring product now on sale in our store, everything from hats, to jackets, hoodies, sweaters, and shirts. All available at deep discounts, for the discerning shopper—that’s you.

If you live in the Southern hemisphere, what’s up. It’s about to get cold where you live, and these joints will keep you warm. If you live in the Northern hemisphere and just don’t give a fuck about being dressed appropriately for the weather, we’ve got gear for cheap. Finally, for all of our friends who like to go skinny dipping, and then come out of the water looking like Adonis, we’ve got you. Skinny dipping is fun, but there’s the risk of having your package shrink up like scared turtle after you get out of the water. Cop a hoodie or pullover to keep you warm in the cool Summer’s night breeze. Preserve the structural integrity of your junk. Hook up the heavy petting. Relax your limbs.

Thing is, we’ve got every possible scenario covered here. There’s no reason, for you not to buy shit.

• Мишка Watches

On “Karate Chop”, Future says “Fifty thousand on your watch, young nigga splurge.” Assuming you’re the type of person that’s prone to take advice from rappers with time related pen names; your new mission is set. But, if you don’t have 50k right now, what do you do?

If you can’t put a condo on your wrist, but you still want your arm shining like a polar bear with a manicure, we’ve got you covered. Right now, all of the watches in the Мишка store are 50% off. There’s a great assortment of styles, for whatever wild looks you wear on a regular basis. This’ll allow you to buy two watches for the price of one; wear ‘em at the same time. Get a bunch of different colored pieces to match various outfits and footwear. Or, just class up your normally naked arm, with a fine timepiece, at half the normal prices. Pay head to the clairvoyant instructions of Future, save money, and get yourself a bit of new, new for the upcoming summer.

We did these in Brooklyn and Los Angeles, now we’re bringing the savings to the northern part of California to coincide with our new store. In the business, they call that shit synergy.

Come down to 1821 Haight Street to get insane savings on samples, clothing from previous seasons, one offs, and accessories. We never know what we’ll have at these sales until we actually start setting up shop, so come see what kind of ridiculous shit we’re selling for up to 75% off.

At prices like these you could easily re-up your whole wardrobe for a couple hundred dollars, which is perfect if you live in a teen movie where they give a nerd a makeover into a hot dude/chick. Start out at the bottom socially, now you’re here—marginally higher up, with normal people, ballin’ out of control amongst weirdos, hypebeasts, and dudes that write blogs on these here internets.

Мишка San Francisco Warehouse Sale
April 5 – 14th
1821 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA 94117

This is it L.A, your last chance, to take ridiculous savings on Mishka gear at our warehouse sale. This is the final weekend to get gear from past seasons, limited pieces, samples, and accessories for up to 75% off.

Essentially, the parties wrapping up, and now’s the chance to make your move. You gonna make your move, pickup a lil dimepiece/dude, or you gonna end up going home alone and having a real strong conversation with the dude at the burrito place? It’s cool to get to know the bol at your favorite Mexican restaurant. Reach out and let dude touch your soul with the stories of his people and such. But, you could’ve been reaching out and touching some butts. Ultimately, touching butts is always preferred, to deep understanding of your fellow man. I’m speaking metaphorically, but physically too.

What I’m trying to say here is, don’t be a jackass. Come down to the sale, get some new clothes for mad cheap, come home happy. If you sleep on it, you’re gonna kick yourself when you go buy a plain white t-shirt from the Gap, for the same price you could’ve gotten a Keep Watch shirt. Plain white tee, will not allow your soul to glow.

Thursday, March 14th – 24th 2013
Мишка Warehouse Sale L.A
7817 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, California 90046

Live in L.A.? I’m sorry. Like cool shit? Things are looking up! Due to overwhelming positive feedback, we’re taking our Warehouse Sale to the left coast. March 14th to the 24th, come cop our swag up to 75% off. We’ll have an assortment of clothes from past seasons (still flyer than most of the dudes you know), samples, accessories, and various shiny trinkets for you to obsess over. Catch us at 7817 Melrose Ave. with cash in hand, Noon-6 on Sundays, Noon-8 every other day of the week.

Please remember to be kind and flirt with our hard workers. They survive purely on air, water, and compliments. Feed them. This means you, ladies. Maybe we’ll hook you up with some goodies if ya nasty.

Thursday, March 14th – 24th 2013
Мишка Warehouse Sale L.A
7817 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, California 90046

March through May is a real dry spell for holidays here in the U.S. After the big bang of New Years and then the responsibility free days off from work that are Presidents’ Day and MLK Day we’re kind of left ass out until Memorial Day in May. No three day weekends, no excuses to have ridiculous parties. Nothing. Just straight work, and joints like Easter/Passover where you have to hang out with your family but don’t get any time off from work or school. It’s fucking horrible. Welcome to the desert of the real my friends.

To bring a lil joy to these dark days our entire Holiday ’12 collection is up to 50% off on-line and in-store. See, we can’t give you a reason not to go to work, or to stay out all night acting like an asshole (you really didn’t need an excuse for that), but we can give you a reason to get a whole shit load of clothes for wild cheap. Stop by the store or visit the site—get Holiday gear for 50% off. Pickup a bundle of sartorial joy. Take it home and prepare the clothes in your closet for new baby brothers and sisters. It’s a celebration y’all.

If you’re shopping on-line use the code “Mopster” to get an extra 20% off, as a reward for shopping for clothes while you’re at work. Living on the edge and shit.

Because the streets demanded it, we’re brining our warehouse sale to Los Angeles so all of you on the west coast can score outrageous deals on Mishka clothing. We’ll have a collection of clothes from past seasons, samples, accessories, and various knick knacks. Our sale will be be from March 14th to the 24th, at 7817 Melrose Ave. from Noon to 8 Monday through Saturday and Noon to 6 on Sunday, because it’s the lords day and we have drinking to do and tacos to eat. Remember the sale is cash only, and if you’re nice to the people working the sale, there might be some free gifts in it for you.

Seeing as I’ve never been to Los Angeles myself, I’ll assume everyone who comes to the sale will be involved in the movie business somehow, a Blood or Crypt, valley girl, or Kendrick Lamar. Free gift guaranteed if you’re all of those things.

Thursday, March 14th – 24th 2013
Мишка Warehouse Sale L.A
7817 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, California 90046

The time is here to stock up on Мишка gear for the low. Cheap bastards, fiscally complicated, frugal, and smart shoppers alike, rejoice. Starting next week, Feb. 11th through the 17th we’ll be having a warehouse sale with up to 75% off of normal prices. To sweeten the deal, there’ll be some 1/1 sample pieces available for sale as well as, product from seasons past. Get here early to increase your chances of getting one of those #rare and #limited pieces.

Monday, February 11th through Saturday the 16th, the warehouse doors will be open from noon to 8pm. Sunday the 17th, doors will be noon to 6pm. The sale is first come, first serve, cash only, no returns/exchanges or any other funny business. Get something nice for your first and forever valentine—yourself.

Make sure you’re following us on Instagram @mishkagram for updates.

Shop the Winter Sale (Fall ’12 & Holiday ’12)

Save 50% off all Fall and Holiday ’12 Мишка right now in-store or on-line. You come down to the store, chill out for a bit and bullshit, cop gear, then stunt on fools. Or, if you’re into the innanet thing, you hook up your dial-up modem and cop shit off the website. Either way, we’ve got new gear waiting to be delivered to your house like a newborn baby. You, being the type of motherfucker that likes to stay fresh dipped, should accept that baby and raise it as your own—you know metaphorically.

Let us put you in a new outfit, preferably something kinda psychedelic, generally bugged out, or offensive. Get a fit that’ll draw attention, a fit that says “hey world, I’m sorry I gotta style on you like this, but really how could I not?” Leave a wake of confused and offended bystanders as you stroll down the street. Victims of your freshness. It’s a cold world out there. Style on them or be styled on. Those are the rules of the game.

Get an extra 20% your order by entering the code “MOPSTER” at checkout and remember there’s free domestic shipping for all orders over $100. Now there’s absolutely no reason for you to be walking around in a pair of old sweatpants and an ill fitting t-shirt with spaghetti stains on it.

No exchanges or returns on marked down items unless you are shipped a defective item. Sorry!

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Brooklyn, NY
718-388-1725
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Los Angeles, CA
213-536-4234