Yesterday I heard about an incredibly unfortunate incident aboard a Canadian Greyhound bus, where a gentleman was decapitated. This is of course a tragedy and in no way do I find it funny to humiliate the deceased, but a recent discovery in this bizarre case inspired me to mention this event on the Bloglin. Apparently, the victim of the decapitation was a dedicated Juggalo from our neighbors up North. If not for the trustworthy reputation of my source, I would’ve never believed it, but upon further investigation, I discovered a cache of full-blown Juggalo photos, complete with MGD bottles, chubby girls & Westcoast handsigns. I guess, it’s like they say… “live by the hatchet, die by the hatchet.”
I had to consider how tasteless it would be to post about this, but in the end I realized how close this hits home and that I don’t really have much compassion for low life derelicts. Long story short, this couple gave birth to their psychopathic daughter that was pronounced dead within minutes of birth. Fucked up, sure, but here’s where I stopped caring…
A) The girl didn’t realize she was pregnant until 6 or 7 months into the pregnancy. How many bong hits did she pull while slamming back Faygo & vodka cocktails during that time? Shangri-La only knows…
B) What future did these two have to offer their newly born “dark lotus blossum” considering they adorned her casket in Hatchetmen, dressed her in a Juggalo baby shirt AND tastefully attended her funeral wearing a hoody, t-shirt and I think those might be JNCOs.
C) If you still think I’m an inconsiderate asshole, listen to this radio interview and maybe the unapologetically selfish rants of “Chicago’s #1 Juggalette” will convince you otherwise. If I ever lose a child, you can bet your ass that I’m gonna bitch about those blacklight posters I never received. BITCH, ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!
And if anyone is wondering why exactly this “hits close to home,” it’s because the girl mentions Springfield, Illinois in the radio interview and I realized that these were the same kids that wandered into class reeking of cigarette and pot smoke in high school AND are still found working the same dead end jobs anytime I go back home to visit.
I needed to find something to post so that Prolly’s dildo helicopter video didn’t stay at the top of the Bloglin all day, but The Captain beat me to it with Bass Mopster!
Saw this flyer down the street from our office. I really do feel sorry for this guy!
My homeboy Erock just sent me this excerpt from an Ohio newspaper. I’d like to know what exactly the perpetrator in this crime was thinking when he not only started videotaping a dude jacking off, but then proceeded to feed ’shrooms to the dog. Were they magic mushrooms? Was the dude tripping out himself? Was it a hi-8 or digital camcorder? Is it possible that this video could end up on youtube? Or better yet, redtube?
Dennis (Glamnation) put it best when he said “thats the kinda criminal peeps should aspire to be.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Gary Gygax the co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons passed away yesterday at the age of 69. It’s no secret the fantastical worlds of D&D have had a profound influence on us as dorks first and as artists second. I have really fond memories of afternoons spent after school on my Junior High’s auditorium stage listening to metal, discussing horror movies and playing D&D with the rest of my fellow outcasts for hours on end.
It was a lot like this but with a couple of goth girls (SCORE!)
Raise your grog high ye paladin for we toast our fallen comrade!
P.S. Prize to anyone who can guess what sort of character I played!
While the leg through the hoop is pretty humorous… For me though, the cherry on top of this hilarious video are his friends running out of there in the classic “Oh shit! (Insert friend’s name here) is hurt bad! Let’s get out of here!” way of adolescent thinking. Truly classic!
Heath Ledger was found dead this morning in his bed in SoHo. Ledger was slated to play the Joker in the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight. Not sure if the whole film is completed or if this will be another The Crow with Brandon Lee. We wish all of our friends that knew him our condolences.
It’s Funny and very sad that just yesterday I was talking about Bully and recommending it as Larry Clark’s best film, and today Brad Renfro is sadly dead. Besides Bully he gave was also in Ghost World & Apt Pupil, all of which are great watches.
