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Everybody wants to be a "boss". The dude that runs shit, dude that has the power. Homeboy in the back of the limo yelling at motherfuckers on the Blackberry with a folded up Bloomberg Businessweek under his arm. "What's the Asian markets looking like today, god? How's the returns on my Kobe Beef futures looking?"
Making power moves and secret deals over expensive brunch meetings. Everybody, wants to be the man in charge.
Mandatory Brunch Meetings
is boss music. Modern day Goodfellas style. Old New York flows from Meyhem Lauren
dictating what's going down and how it should be done. Instead of Meyhem telling you about the finer points of customer service and how to fill out your time card, Laurenovich schools you on lapdances, thousand dollar gym shoes, areolas, and the proper ways to eat salmon at a business function. The things you wish your boss would mentor you on. Meyhem Lauren is here to make sure you achieve high sales numbers—metaphorically.
There's production from the likes of Harry Fraud, ATG and Tommy Mas. As expected the joints are gorgeous. Theres beats that flirt with futurism and classic boom bap in the same song (check "Cedar Plank Salmon"). Beats that shoutout old roller rink, block party classic like "Brooklyn Queens Day" and joints that sound like they from the soundtrack of an 80s movie you saw once on rerun as a kid "Kelly Kapowski".
Report to the mandatory brunch meeting for life instructions from the likes of Action Bronson, Heems, Lakutis, Ness, AG Da Coroner and Carrie Wilds. Make sure to take copious notes and save your questions to the end.