It seems like we should have been making skateboards a long time ago, right? But we didn't. But we did now. So fork over your fucking allowance. For fifty dollars, which is almost nothing, you get a deck crafted from maple wood and produced by Chapman Skateboards. It's an East Coast based company so support your community and blah blah blah.

We kinda ripped off the Knicks logo here but they've got enough money so we took their logo for us. We like to steal things because we are kinda shitty people. Don't steal from us or we'll kill you though.