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In Case You've Ever Wanted a BJ From a Vampire

By Oh Mars, 10/26/2009 - 7:43pm
500x_VampireFleshlight1-1 ... That thing up there is called the Succu Dry and no sir, I don't like it. It has teeth and fangs, which I don't want my Mars Explorer going anywhere near. I'm not trying to be a snob, I've bought a masturbatory-aid before (it was while I had a girlfriend, go figure), but...this has fangs. How any grown man could put his dick in this without laughing uncontrollably is beyond me. (via Gizmodo)
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