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Frodo's Cock, Barbie Boobies, and "Raised Nipples" (NSFW?)

By Whole Milk, 02/17/2012 - 7:30pm
Ohh, the internet. You gone and done it again, you horny old series of fucktubes you. I was over on io9 and saw they put up an article about an anatomically correct Frodo doll. I would first like to give a thumbs up/thumbs down to io9. Thumbs up: you led me to this wonderful artist/website, BatKat. Thumbs down: anatomically correct? I mean yeah, he has a penis now, but also has an obviously human body, not anything like a hobbit one, besides the head. C'mon now. Anyway, WOW! The hobbit doll is like the least interesting thing about Batkat. He or she (they?) take old Barbie and Ken dolls - which they call "rescue dolls" - and outfit them with everything from pubic hair and erect genitalia to luxurious new makeup, swapped out body parts, and what are constantly referred to as "raised nipples." Running anywhere from $100-$200, the dolls aren't cheap. As such, and because of the whole Geocities look, I was tempted to just point and laugh at this. And it is funny. But the more I looked through it, I couldn't help but like this Batkat person. They clearly take a lot of pride in their work, and based on the verbose and exultant descriptions ("gorgeous", "stunning", "to die for"), truly find their creations beautiful and not just in a creepy exploitative way. And then I was like "wait a second. Is this... totally fucking great?" And the answer, I think, is yes. They also seem to have sold quite a few of them, not to mention the penis earrings and boob necklaces also on sale. Keep doing what you're doing out there Batkat. I see you.
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