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Are U Crude Dudes Ready 4 Sum Serious Hair Metal Tuneage?

By Casper, 04/14/2012 - 3:30pm
Uncle TNUC (pronounced ‘tee-nuk’) has his feet firmly planted in ‘80s ethos and culture. So much so that I don’t even think you can call it nostalgia. The dude may very well have been beamed thirty years into the future and ended up here. Shit, Bill & Ted did it. As he, himself, describes his origin, he “had all the normal teenage fantasies…cars, girls, money. Then his parents left for a week and all his fantasies came true. This is the place where those fantasies will all slowly unfold. TNUC is a sweaty trip to the edge and past it.” That should give you some idea of with whom you’re dealing. I don’t remember exactly when or how I found this guy but all of his mixes are masterpieces in their own right. However, there’s nothing like boozing with friends or sliding off the cotton panties of some hardbody to the headbangin’ tuneage on this most recent mix. Brought to you by Uncle TNUC in association with the blonde-haired, blue-eyed bodybuilder/musician Mike Ballermann, the Two Crude Dudes mix totally rips. Named for a ‘beat em’ up’ style game released on the Sega Mega Drive console, the forty-minute long cruise down the Sunset Strip flexes prime cuts from big names like RATT and Poison amongst lesser-knowns like Steelheart and Danger Danger. Burn the midnight oil (and whatever else you can find) with the hairspray heroes of yesterday.  Two Crude Dudes is “twelve tracks of twisted steel and sex appeal.” Need I say more?
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