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Danny Brown Makes Song About Fucking, Brad Pitt Says "I Respect It"

By Behold the Destroyer, 01/28/2013 - 8:00pm
Brad Pitt might be the last capital "M" movie star. See, old movie stars didn't really "act". Leading men back in the day, weren't on some Daniel Day Lewis method acting shit. They were too busy getting drunk, smoking cigarettes, and sexually harassing anything with breasts to do all of that. Like those old stars, Brad Pitt doesn't do wild transformations of himself to make characters. Rather, dude is just a slight variation of himself in every movie. Luckily, he's a dude 99% of chicks want to bang and 99% of dude's want to be boys with, so the whole "I'ma do me" school of acting really works out well for him. Great work if you can get it. Danny Brown raps about his dick, eating pussy, and fucking women, a lot. He has songs about other things, they're great too, but, much like Playboy, you come for the tits and stay for the essays about urban decay. On "Black Brad Pitt" by Evil Nine, Danny Brown displays that he might be the Brad Pitt of rap. There's nothing new here as far as subject matter, but damn it if the beat isn't hot and the performance isn't on point. Theoretically, we should all be tired of Danny talking about how big his dick is, just like we should be tired of Brad Pitt playing a kinda crazy dude, but we're not. Call it charisma, call it great execution within self imposed constraints, but dudes both nail it pretty much every time out the gate. Same station, same show. Every time. But it still works. Honestly, have we seen Pitt play a grungy, mysterious asshole before? Totally. Can you say Killing Them Softly was whack? Nah. Has Danny Brown made songs about Penthouse forum fuck sessions before. Fuck yeah. Can you say his lines about marrying a chick just for threesomes, weren't both ingenious and inspirational in a dirtbag kind of way? Nah, didn't think so.
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