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No More Jackass Movies, Bam Margera Makes A Song About Fucking Himself Instead

By Behold the Destroyer, 01/30/2013 - 4:30pm
According to Wikipedia, Bam Margera is going to be 34 in 2013. Thirty four year old dudes should not be releasing bad songs about bending their dicks into their asshole and fucking themselves. The emphasis here is on "bad", if you're 34 and making songs about fucking yourself, they should be good. You shouldn't be rapping like Sir Mix-A-Lot over some half baked dubstep, while chilling with a broad that looks like she fucks dudes that wears Affliction shirts on the regular. That's not what's hood. By 34, we should all be pushing towards excellence, at whatever it is we do—especially if you make songs about shoving your dick up your ass and fucking yourself. Mostly, I'm disappointed. Autoerotic music deserves better. Shoutout to Divinyls and Clarence Carter.
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