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Keep Watch Socks Ward Off Perverts

By Behold the Destroyer, 04/17/2013 - 7:04pm
hfsKeep Watch Socks ($12.00) In movies, when they want to indicate that people are having sex; without showing them having sex, they'll show their intertwined feet under a blanket. If the movie is on some extra risque while still being PG-13 shit, they might have a lil thrusting foot motion going on. Unrelated, I recently checked out a photo documentary series about a park in Japan where young lovers would go, to do the deed, under the cover of darkness. You know, fucking. This park wasn't remarkable for that reason alone. It was instead notable for its small community of voyeurs who would observe the couples "getting it in" from a couple of feet away. I bring these stories up, because it's getting warmer out. Parks are gonna start having people fucking in them again. You might be one of these people. If you're worried about motherfuckers creepin' while you're freakin', maybe you cop these Keep Watch socks. That way, while you're getting it in, those eyeballs will be looking at the perverts. Freaking em out, making them feel uncomfortable like the judging eyes of the baby Jesus. Eternally watching them be creeps while nice religious folks just try to get their fuck on in the park. Perverts hate that shit. Your sessions will be undisturbed, all because of the power of those socks. Party on.
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