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Party Til You Bleed From Your Eyes

By Behold the Destroyer, 05/09/2013 - 3:30pm
This video is NSFW because the top is down, aka the tities are out. Also, some shit about wild sacrilegious imagery or something. Ever wonder what priests and reverends do with all that money people put in the collection plate every Sunday? Well, if you're David Bowie in his video for "The Next Day" you propose they all get together in the back room of a seedy bar, get drunk, fight, and wildout with various "sexy" nuns/strippers. I can't say for certain that this is what goes down, but honestly, it feels pretty much on point. As is the norm for standard parties, someone can't handle their liquor and shit gets crazy. Not normal for parties regular people go to—someone getting stigmata and broads bleeding black stuff from their eyes. But, hey "when in Rome", you gotta party like a Roman, right? I'm sure if a priest showed up at a party you go to, he might find it "a lil weird" to see some girl throwing up on the corner, muttering about cranberry Ciroc, while her friend massaged her back and held her hair, like some kind of personal assistant for low level alcohol poisoning.
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