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A Song For Fucking In Cars Staring Jeremih, Pau Wall, And Big Sean

By Behold the Destroyer, 05/10/2013 - 11:30am
jeremih-4f46888a3643b First car I ever owned was an old Pontiac Grand Am. It had a leak in the exhaust that would make me hallucinate if I drove it for too long with the windows up. When it rained, the roof leaked. One of the windows didn't work. Shit was terrible. Jeremih, remembers Pontiacs in a much more fond light than I do. Jeremih's "Ol Skool Pontiac", paints cars as a location and conduit for nasty sex. He's a R&B dude, so I believe Jeremih gets down in his car. Clearly his joint doesn't smell like weird mildew, because of that roof leak. Riding along for this R&B adventure in motor vehicle sex are Big Sean and Paul Wall. Sean fetishises ass in the car, Paul fetishises the car itself. This is because Paul Wall is from Texas and booties are soft. I imagine it'd be more than appropriate to bump this in your car and drive down the street real slowly, whether you have an old Pontiac or a new Honda. If you got one of those Prius joints it won't work though, because no one believes that people who drive Priuses have sex.
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